The Weird Minds

Aloha readers..
Takat nih mmg da bnyk idea klua, tp last2 bnde len jgak yg aku nk citer.
Kali nih, aku bkn nk melabun pasal aku ke atau manusia2 yg aku kenal.
Coz mmg aku da slalu cite pasal tuh hwahahaha...

I want to tell you guys about a drama I've just witnessed. Yes, a drama online. No, not like those drama on tv. The drama I'm talking about is the real life drama.

Which I really love to refer to it as drama.
Becoz the situation is just soooo dramatic.
And the people involved are just soooo (blank)
krg letak la ape nk letak.
You know what I mean?

Okay2. Straight to the point.
The drama is between two bloggers.
Yea, bloggers. Say blogger A and B.
Senang cite, blogger A ni cam xpuas hati ngan lagi blogger B.
But it's weird coz sbelum tu blogger A komen cam respek giler kat blogger B
based on the fact that he himself commented that he had to think 8mil times b4 commenting on B's blog. But then he said reading B's blog was a big joke to him.

So which is which?
Likey or no likey?
Mungkin la blogger A ni da jatuh hati ngan si B ni tp xnk ngaku kot.
(pedulikan)
So dgn ringkasnye bermula lah pertarungan di kotak komen.
Ye, pertarungan hot.

So, ape peranan aku kat cni sbenanye?
Saje nk jage tepi kain org ker?
Oh tidak, aku bkn cmtu..kdg2 jer..
Tp rite now aku nk ckp yg manusia sumer dkurniakan otak lain2.
Ade yg besar ade yg kecik..ngahaha..
Sumer org ade care pemikiran masing2..
Cara penyampaian idea lain2.
Jgn la dsebabkan org tu bg opinion yg opposite dr kt trus kt nk rage die.
Klu cmtu ko xrse ke org len pon nk rage ko gak?
Pikir tu je lah...

Ade org suke ayat yg berlagu2..
Siap ade rhyming.
Ade yg mmg ske sembunyi2, dan bteka teki.
Ade gak yg straight forward.
Ade yg ske gune BM formal.
Ade yg BM tunggang tebalik.
(cth nye ni lah..haha)
Ade yg ske gune BI.
Ade jgak yg ske code switch, cmpur2 cam aku nih.

Anyhoo, ape yg aku nk smpai kan ni?
Maksud aku lain org lain cara.
X puas hati ckp leklok.
(walopon kdg2 tu ckp leklok pon xjd)
Tp at least kt bloggers we are writers.
Org bce ape yg kt smpaikan.
Jgn la tunjuk yg kt ni mudah dijatuhkan.
Btol x? x btol ke?

Ske ati krg lah..
I just want to help admit this fact that most are too ego to admit.
Wakakaka....

p/s: krg jgn rage aku plak suda...

teehee!
adios...

Lefties in the Righties' World

Salam everyone!

Huarrgghh....aku mmg da jd Vampire ar skunk.

Siang2 tido, mlm2 bjage.

I think I'm experiencing Insomnia or something.

Well, this brings me to my topic for this entry.

(Not about insomnia or vampires if that's what

y'all thinking)

Calling all Lefties! Yes you!

For my discussion today will be about you.

Well, about us actually.

Ngahaha...

Korunk mst tau kan ape itu left-handed?

Well, trimas utk Mr. Wiki, it's actually a preference for

the left hand over the right for everyday activities such as writing.

Ok2, klu dlm BM kidal la.

Tp aku xske sgt pkataan tuh.

Xtau la nape. :P

Being a lefty I can say there are lot of pros and cons to it.

But, let me make myself clear, I am 100% proud of being a lefty.

Of course being a left-handed individual, I often take interest in others

that share my...well, UNIQUENESS.

Yes, I am excited to use the word 'unique' given the fact that us lefties are unique.

Bcoz we are among the 10 to 30% of people that use our left hand to do stuff.

Msti korunk ttnye kan nape skunk?

Why now the sudden interest.

Setelah 21 taun aku idop bru skunk nk amek tau.

Ngahaha...Ske ati aku lah.

Anyhoo, aku nk cite la sket facts about lefties nih.

Asal usul nye smpai skunk xde lagi kajian mnyeluruh pasal ktrg ni.

Bnyk gak la kajian (ade yg mcm merapu) dan cite2 dongeng zaman2 dulu.

Tp, setelah aku mng'yahoo' kat Mr. Tenet nih, dpt la bape2 theory.

Again, ehsan dr Mr. Wiki, one theory says that lefties are suppose to have twins.

This theory is called Vanishing-twin theory.

This theory says that left-handed individuals were originally part of an identical twin pair.

But the right-handed twin failed to developed.

(So, does that mean I was supposed to have a twin? Haha, imagining 'two' of me is making me laugh!)

Of course lah kan, sounds crazy ain't it?

Theory ni mmg kne pgkah awal2 by researchers.

Moving on, 2nd theory, Long-term impairment of the right hand.

Meaning klu tgn kanan kt cedera, automatik tgn kiri akan amek alih (takes time)

dan akan jd permanent walaupon after tgn kanan kt da sembuh.

Sweet huh? Our body works on such an amazing ways kan3?

In other words, ini bkn left-handed semulajadi yer.

Left-handed semulajadi starts in the womb.

Specifically, which hand is held closer to our mouth.

Ok2, ade lagi lah theory.

Based on my own digging, I've come to realized that,

org zamn2 dulu had bad ideas on lefties.

Well, mainly the word itself.

But, it's not about our hand orientation isn't it?

Quick, interesting facts about lefties (some can be argue):

1) More men than women

2) High tendency in twins for one of them being a lefty

3) Most left-handers draw figures facing to the right.

4) Left-handers adjust more readily to seeing underwater.

5) Left-handers are also known as 'southpaw'

6) Have a sense of leadership, a quick thinkers and likely to be gay (don't look at me)

7) Independent : we have to get along in a world that's not made for us (i.e. tools)

8) We are adaptable cause we can use our right hand to do tasks much easier than a righty can use his hand. Left-handed people seem to be able to switch over more easily.

9) Have a slight more resistant to stresses

10) Generally believed to be more artistic, and perhaps even more prone to genius – this is given the fact that the right side of our brain, which controls visual and creative functions, is more developed. (I like this fact haha..)

11) Tend to be more awkward and clumsy (yea, sometimes...ok all the time)

12) Once believed that lefties or Southpaws were more likely to be dyslexic, schizophrenic and stutterers (I am definitely NOT all of these! Thank God)

Ok, so actually there are loads more of those facts.

But er, I think my entry is getting a lil' bit longer than it should have.

Btw, sape2 yg kt org lefty xidop lame, is totally WRONG!

Jgn percaye. Drg percaye cmtu sbb yelah, org kidal kene gune brg org tgn kanan.

Of course we'll get hurt.

Wokeh, I should probably stop now.

Like I said, some of the facts are open for debate, but some seem to hold true.

Anyhoo, I like being a lefty.

Cause I like being unique.

Owh, and for all of lefties out there, Left-Hander's Day is on August 13th.

Hahaha...

p/s: ske tgk guys yg lefty. Sgt chumel!

Cintailah orang yang mencintai kita, betulkah?

Salam.
Hari ini aku nk merepek lagi.
Aku xkesah sbb klu aku xmerepek, mmg xde story la kat blog aku ni.
So, lebeh baik aku merepek.
Tp, pepe pon, cerita yg aku nk cerita ni, krg sume pon tau gak.
So, dok diam2 la klu nk bace, arite?

Well, xperlulah aku nk labun pjg2 coz krg pon da tau aku nk ckp ape an.
Tajuk entry ni dah buat ilang suprise..wakaka..

Ok, soklan nye, betol ke saying tuh?
Aku slalu dgar, tp aku cam rse xle pakai lah.
Of cos la, rse cam cweet je kan saying tu.
"Love the person who loves you."
Hurm, tp aku ade THEORY la plak..
X syiok kan?

Ok, saying tu sbenanye nk bgtau yg lebeh bek kt cinta org yg cinta kt.
Drpd kt cinta org yg xcintakan kt, btol kan?
Btol la tuh, aku pon setuju gak..1oo percent.

So, what's the problem?
The problem is, klu kt xpikir camtu?
Xphm ek?

Ok, picture this situation.
Ade sorang guy yg use the saying.
Die ske kat kt.
Cinta org yg cintai kt.
Tp kt xcintai dia...So how?
Paham x?

Itu la masalah die..
Bile kt pikir camtu, and kt ske kat org tu, tp org tu xske kt blek.
So, kesimpulan nya, there is no such thing as "Love the person who loves you."
(At least for me)

But..(yes, there's a but).
There is such thing as "Love the person who LOVES YOU BACK."

So, camne, krg setuju ke xsetuju?
Ske krg lah, this is my perspective.
Dalam dunia ni, manusia boleh create lots of sayings.
But, in the end kt yg tentukan sendiri.
Dan, of course, dgn Izin Nya...

Ok, finish.
Done.

P/s: Zaman skang org gune ayat "Pukul lah org yg pukul kite" jer yg ramai.
:P

Teehee!

Pecah otak or pecah kepale? Aku rase dua2..

Salam ya'll!

Hehehe, nmpak x aku tgh tsenyum lebar mcm jln raye kat highway lpas bayar tol tu?
Xnmpak? haishy, mmg la xnmpak..kya3!!
Msti krg cam rse 'aish budak ni cam nk kne penyepak je, ade plak wat lawak bongok'.
Ok2, sorry. Bkn salah aku btol..

Aku tgh terover xcited sbb aku bru je abes xm ptg td!
Akhirnye...aku pnye la menghitung hari kan bile nk abes.
Otak da kat umah, igt Mummy, igt kucing aku si Carl.

Aku sebnanyer, nk luahkan episod2 gile jadual xm aku.
Aku xm xlame. Kjap je, 4 hari je.
Subject yg aku amek ade 6.
Cube krg kire? Hahahaha..
Don't worry, aku pon xske math gak.

Aku tlh dkejutkan dgn berita bahawa aku akan menempuh 2 xm pada hari 1st!!
Kendian, aku terkejut lagik, dgn berita yg aku akan ade lagi 2 xm hari last!
Pembuka dan penutup.
Wa caya sama kita lah!

Dah la xm dua2 nye mmg xm yg gempak pnyer!
Trimas Yuaiea!! Anda tlh bjaya mmbuatkan kami (aku & Onnie)
pecah otak dan kepala sekali gus!

Last day xm, which was today,
Kami tlah menempuh Grammar Analysis pg td, dan Mass Communication ptg td.
Aku rse aku confident jwab Mass Comm (bkn utk blagak, tp berkat aku study dan Allah tlg)
tp utk G.A, em, aku berserah jgak.
Insyaallah, aku & kawan2 dpt terbaek utk result nnt, Ameen....

Ok, pecah kpale ke x krg dgar?
Mmg time jwab soklan, kepala ni dah buat concert sndiri dlm otak.
Headache x hingat!

Well, ape2 pon, xm da lpas and I'm relived.
Tp nnt ade lgi episod pecah jantung plak!
Ape itu episod pecah jantung?
Xle nk tangkap ke?
Nak tggu result ar...
Haish, ttibe berdebar plak jantung ini...
Kyahahahahaha!!!

P/s: Tringat ade kawan aku kt nk wat jus otak...errgghh, geli giler!!
btw, aku ade new follower ar, trimas utk yg bkenaan!

Teehee!

The Return...

Salam you guys..
Sisashiburi!!
It's been a while since I've updated my bloggie here.. Sorry, cause there just wasn't enough time for me to do it all. Anyhow, I'm finally reaching the end of this 1st semester 2nd year in my study.
Heh, it's like only yesterday I was babbling about how the new semester was gonna be like and now it's almost end.
It's funny how fast the time flies. Well, the only thing I hate about reaching the end of the semester has got to be the finals! Believe me, I don't think I'm the only one.

I'm at home right now, and instead of studying and be ready for the finals,
I'm staring deep into the screen of my lappy, typing this entry. Kyahahaha...
I've just checked my CAM (stands for Carry Mark) and I gotta tell ya, I am not in a position to be relaxing myself.
But, what can I do, I just love to express myself. Kya!
Ok, that's enough about the finals.
Seems like they are getting the spotlights more than me.
Can't let that happen now can we?
Let's talk about today, right now.
I'm trying to get an inspiration for my new poem.
Can't seem to find one. Can I get some help here?
No? Guess not. Actually, to be honest, what I really need is a model.
Yes, a model. But, since I have no idea who, I guess I have to improvise.
Not easy though.
Let me worry about that.

Gosh, it's really tiring you know.
Wanting to do different things at once.
In the end, you don't get even one thing done.
How messed up is that.

I hate it. Really I do.
The desire to do lots of things is good, but when you just don't know how than that's just bad.
I want to write. Poems, stories, lyrics.
I want to do lots of things in my life.
You know what they say, life is short so enjoy.
I don't want to look back and regret not doing all those things that I want to do.

Ok, diversion, diversion.
See, I just love to divert from the main topic.
And I didn't even realize it.
So stop now.
Adios!~

I like you but I can't tell you...so how eh??

Salam...
Hari ni msok hari ke 28 kt bpose.
Which means we have only 2 days until Raya.
Aku xske lah, ble Ramadhan nk pg dah.
Xpe lah, aku cuma doa yg aku dan keluarga aku dpt bpose lagi tahun dpn. Insyaallah, Ameen..

Anyhoo, aku bkn nk ckp pasal Raya or anything.
For this entry, yelah krg pon da bce tajuk nye kan, aku nk cite pasal aku lah...
Ngahahahaha, boring nye an??

Well, cite aku pon krg bole kaitkan ngan cite krg gak. (cmne tu?)
That's why la krg kne sit down and read smpai abes. (Wow, so many code switch!!)

Msti krg penah lalui situasi ni kan?
Dimane krg suke kat ssorg tp krg mmg xbole nk bgtau die yg krg suke? Kan3??
Sbb aku pon slalu je lalui bnde ni. Even skarg pon..haha..
Msti kt akan rse frust sbb org yg kt suke tu ade dkat je ngan kt tp kt xle wat pape.
Kt just bole tgk je dri jauh & dlm hati kt harap die pndang kat kt.

Mcm aku, mmg aku ade la srg guy ni yg aku suke.
Die mmg sgt dekat ngan aku tp jauh sbenanyer..
AKu bole tgk dr jauh je la xle la lebeh2.
Lagipon aku sure die mst da ade gurl.
Aku xkesah pon dpt tgk die cukup la..haha..

Tp aku jrg bole jmpe die coz bese la klas len2 kan.
Bile jmpe, mmg aku harap sgt2 die pandang.
Kdg2 die pndang, tp kdg2 kecewa la jgak.
Tp aku ni kekadang terperasan sndiri.
Bile die pandang lame ske aku mulelah wat assumption sndiri.
Padahal xde mende pon..haha..

Itulah die ppuan kan, slalu imagine bnde yg xakan tjadi.
Anyhoo bkn aku srg je, my Onnie & my Noona pon same gak.
My Onnie dgn 'Koko' nye, Noona plak ngan 'Abang' or Mr.M die..
Aku? Hahahaha, 'The Sink'..(Onnie tgk msti gelak).
(name samaran mrk yg dreka sndiri)

Bile org tu lalu je, mulalah maseng2 dgn senyum yg smpai ke telinga (literally!).
Pastu smpai kesudah senyum tu melekat je kat muka.
Mmg btol2 angau. Yelah, nk btl2 xbole, so bayang je la.

Klu bole ktrg nk pergi kat that guy then ikat die kat mne2,
pastu jerit kuat2 kat muke die,

"Weh! Aku ske kat ko la!,
xkan ko xle nk pick up lagi?
Selame ari ni aku dok ushar2 ko xkn ko xperasan kot?
Ke nk aku yg luah dulu?
Ok, fine! Aku ske kat ko!!
Dah. So how?!!"

Hahaha, dramatik giler..
Klu ktrg wat cmni mmg sah kne reject, siap dpt Restraining Order lagik!
Ngahahaha...

Tp rse frust tu mmg xle ilang.
Klu nmpak die ngan a girl, msti crush hati ni.
So, is that LOVE?
Or is it just a CRUSH?
Bak lagu David Archuletta tuh..
Sendiri decide lah..

Adios Amigos!

I'm Back!!

I'm back!
Yelah2, xpyah ulang bnyk2 kali an...
Aku ade ke xde ke sape kesah btol ak??
Aku pn xkesah..
Ngahahahaha!

Anyhoo, mmg lame da aku xbermadah dlm blog ni.
Rse kosong plak.
Tp bile nk tulis entry je tros kne block.
Xde idea dah. Idea aku pg vacation, xblek2 lagi.
Mentang2 la da nk dkat raye ni..

Pape hal pon, skang aku ade kat umah.
Ye, sbb aku xdpt nk update blog ni mcm time 3 bln cuti,
ni lah sbb nye. Aku busy dan pling ptg internet xde la..

Yg pling xbest diantara yg xbest,
immediately pas raye, aku ade 3 xm!
Bole ting tong la cam ni..
Eh, bkn aku mmg da lame ting tong er??
Ah, ade aku kesah?
Ngahaha...

Anyhoo, aku mmg ade bnyk bende nk share ngan krg!
Bnyk idea kat kepale ni.
Idea gile lah..
So klu krg nk tau, dok la bersila bace aku pnye next entry.
Klu xnk tau, xsuke ti la..
Kemungkinan isu yg akn aku bentang nnt, kontrover-sial sket..
hahahahahaha!!

Adios!