Showing posts with label Stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stupidity. Show all posts

Friday, January 6, 2012

Kisah Dirinya

Salam all.

Td pergi lepak kat satu restoran nih dgn Mummy and abg Safuan. Ttibe dtg seorang budak lelaki minta derma untuk anak2 yatim. Mesti korang selalu jumpa kan?

Ttibe abg Safuan terus soal jawab ngan dia. Dia mmg slalu buat mcm tuh. Die tnye budak tu itu ini, tmpat tu kat mana, dah makan belum, sapa nama, tggal mana, adik beradik berapa ramai. Budak tu jawab perlahan je. Aku nampak die mcm penat.

Namanya pendek, Min. Umurnya 12 tahun, darjah 6. Sebaya sepupu aku aje. Anak yatim. Mak ayah dah xde. Rupa elok, budak laki, putih lak tu. Asal Melaka, ade abang and kakak.

Tp aku hairan knape abg die xjga die? Nape bg die kat org yg xbertanggungjawab? Min kate xtahu. Dia kt ustaz soh dpatkan 200 ringgit sehari. Kalu xjgn telefon nk balik. 30 ringgit untuk makan sehari ajer. Sekolah nye kat Kedah, tp mintak derma kat KL? Ktrg agak, dia mesti xsekolah. Kesian, nk UPSR tahun ni.

Abg Safuan ajak dia duduk. Soal jawab lagi. Time tuh pukul 12 mlm. Abg Safuan tnye, bila nak blek? Min kt bila dah dpt 200 iggit bru bole blk. Abg Safuan bg duit sket tp dia kt, "ini untuk ko, ko jgn nk bg kat ustaz tu lah ape lah, untuk ko tau". Min angguk je.

Mama tnye, xde try lari ke? Min kt, ramai yg dah lari. Mama tnya lagi, nape Min x lari? Min jwab, xboleh, nnt ustaz jumpa blek dia rotan. Aku almost nak nangis time tuh. Kesian nye...

Dia bgun pukul 4 pg. Pg mintak derma pkul 3 ptg smpai tgh2 malam. Patotlah penat. Budak2 sekecil ni xpatot buat cmni. Berdosa aniaya anak yatim plak tu.

Mama and abg Safuan dah nak bw die g balai polis. Tp da xnk. So drg bgtau die, ape yg ustaz tu buat salah. Bole kne tangkap. Abg Safuan kt, nape xpg umah anak yatim? kat ctu drg jaga ko, makan elok, sekolah. Mama kt, nape x pg balai? Min jawab, "takut".

Ape kita nak buat? Kita kadang2 merungut susahnye idop, tp klu tgk hidup ni dari mata Min, ade lagi yg lebih susah dr kt. Sekurang kurangnya, kt ada ibu bapa, sekolah, makan pakai cukup. Tapi still x cukup.

Ape lagi yang bole dikata?

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Girls' Crazy Day Out!

Salam all.

The other day, I suddenly had this crazy idea about going out and spend the whole day at KLCC. I told it to my sister and she said : Yeah, let's do it!

Okay, so I was kind of in a dilemma. Then I said: ok...let's do it!

So the next morning, we went to KLCC with mummy. It's a good thing that she worked there so we got a free lift.lol. But the not-so-best part is that she goes to work at 7.00 a.m. Ok, what are we suppose to do in KLCC so early in the morning? But we go ahead with the plan anyway.

At the security entrance, mummy asked us to wait. She said maybe she could take off for a while. So we waited there for her. There was this security guard who kept looking at us with a very suspicious look. Like he's thinking, what are these kids planning huh? (Cause we are not Petronas employees) . So we went outside. Then another guard outside gave us the same look! Oh kenapa? hahaha...kami bukan penjahat.hehe

Anyhoo. We went for breakfast with mummy and then she went back to work. So we started our day with jalan2 and taking pictures. Yes. We took lots of pictures!! All over KLCC.

Owh and we saw Real Steel!!! It was an awesome movie I tell you! We were almost screaming and jumping in the theater because of the fights (no one heard us cause they were screaming too!). And the OSTs are great. Especially the one by Eminem. It was worth it!

Owh, there was an incident. A stupid one actually. I was holding my sister's hand when we were walking and then two guys from behind screamed at us, saying : wooo, lesbian!!! (mmg jerit betul lah). I heard him said it but I didn't turn but I said: Ade aku kisah? And my sister turned and stared at those guys. haha..bodoh punye lelaki! Not that I was embarrassed or anything. But they are the ones who should be. Nak je aku jerit: ni adik aku la bodoh! But, orang zaman sekarang mane bleh tegur cmtu. Silap2 ktrg kene bunuh kat ctu jgak.haha.. owh and ntah2 drg yg GAY x? hahaha!

Ok lah itu ajer. I'll post some photos on my next entry. Be warned. Very narcissistic!

:P

Friday, October 28, 2011

Ignorant or just Plain Stupid?

Salam all.

Hari ni yang sepatutnye jd hari yg penuh kaler2 utk aku, ttibe dgelapkan oleh 2 org girls nih. Xle blah ayat kan.haha. Aku xtau la ape nk jd manusia2 zaman skang nih. Dah xde kesedaran sivik dah.. sengal la drg nih (termasuk aku jgak). Mesti korang ttanye kan ape yg budak ni melabun dan merepek nih.haha.. aku cite aku cite yer..

Actually, bende ni da bnyk kali aku update kat blog ni (tak tau la klu krg xbace ke x). Tp mmg bende ni common lah. Td time aku nk beratur nk mkn lunch, ttibe ade la 2 org minah ni selamba tenuk je potong line aku and Ima. Mmg la xde sign sruh queue up kan. Tp kau patut sedar sendiri lah, klu tmpat2 cmni mmg kau patut beratur lah. Aku xkesah klu kau nk ptong pon kan, tp at least, hati aku sedap la sket kalu kau minta lalu ke, excuse me ke x pon ape2 yg bleh wat aku xsakit hati. Tp sbb kau senang2 je ptong xckp ape pon.

Yang sorang tuh plak tudung 'lebih'. Act according to your look lah. Otherwise people will say you're hypocrite! And when that happens, u deny like crazy plak...

So, in conclusion, you guys please...have if not a lot just a tiny bitty sense of caring and responsible. And please be aware of other people's rights! Our rights!

Jgn la smpai orang2 kat Malaysia ni jadi macam org2 dlm kejadian kat China tuh. Budak umur 2 tahun kene langgar lari, xde sape pon tolong. Jalan2 and tgk aje budak tuh. Xde ke rse responsible ngan nyawa org? Once ko nmpak budak tu perlu pertolongan, and klu ko xtolong, and die mati, ko pon berdosa skali! Budak tuh dok kat tgh jln tuh nyawa2 ikan. Dah la kene langgar bukan sekali.

Yg lori tu plak, ade ke patut dah langgar skali, die stop and langgar lagi skali ngan tayar blakang! Sbb nk make sure budak tu mati! Pemandu tu kata, klu budak tu mati, die perlu byar sket jer, tp klu xmati, maybe die kne byr lagi mahal. Sekali lagi aku tnye, kita ni manusia ke atau? (krg pikir la sendiri, yg pasti I wasn't going to write 'binatang').

Satu je yg aku benci ttg citer kat China tuh. Ade makcik tolong angkat budak tu ketepi, Makcik tu try nk tlg ngan minta tlong org rmai kat ctu. Tp drg kate mind ur own business! nape xtolong pggilkan ambulans? Nape xtolong die? Klu xbleh tlong, at least duduk ngan die pon xpe. Nape biarkan die?

Hancur luluh hati aku tgk video tuh. I can't keep writing cause' if go on, I'll cry. Klu krg nk tau lebeh lagi click here.

WHO ARE WE REALLY? ARE THERE NO MORE HOPES ON HUMANITY?

Monday, August 15, 2011

Uncivilized


Salam all.

I got plenty of times in my hands. The worse part about having too much time is that, you just want to do everything! But in the end, nothing ever gets done, you know what mean.

Aside from taking lots and lots of pictures, I am now in a middle of writing a fictional story. Yes, like I said, too much time in my hands.

I already have 1 short story done but no one has read it yet. I don't know, I guess I'm not ready to let anybody read them. Full stop.

So what's the deal with the world today? Let's see, I've actually lost track of what's happening around me. I know. I haven't watched the news for quiet a while now. So, I heard about this riot that's been occurring in London and the heartbreaking story about one of our own, Asyraf. You guys heard what happened? He was beat up and then mugged. I saw what happened. No, I wasn't there but I watched the video.heh.

The video showed him, sitting down and bleeding on the side of the road and confused. So one of the guys who happened to be there picked Asyraf up and tried to help him. I was like okay, so there is still some good people out there. But then I took everything I said, back. Another guy came up to Asyraf and began to sneak his hand into Asyraf's backpack. While he was going through the bag, the first guy who was so-called-helping joined the other guy looking inside Asyraf's bag.

The second guy took something out of the bag, (found out later that it was a PSP) and walked away like nothing happened. Then the fist guy did the same thing. He walked away, ignoring his first intention; helping the kid.

So, I almost teared up when I watched the rest of the video, showing Asyraf tried to stop them from taking his stuff but he was injured so he couldn't put up much of a fight. All he could do was watched them walk away. Then he just continued walking, bleeding and hoping someone would help him. But no one did. I could tell he was confused.

I felt him right at that moment. How could this have happened to him? The first guy, I know he was trying to help Asyraf. He looked like he really wanted to help him. But then, when he saw an opportunity, he gave in. That's what saddens me the most.

Anyhoo, Alhamdulillah, Asyraf is okay now and the police managed to capture the guy who stole Aysraf's PSP (I think). And you know what else that shocked me? The guy who stole the PSP, is a son of a billionaire!! What the fish! I mean, do you see what I meant by opportunity? What is a PSP to a billionaire lah kan? He could have bought himself one. But why did he stole it? (Kepuasan diri. Nak ambik kesempatan dkat org yg xberupaya. Kurang ajar namenyer.)

Ape2 pon, syukur bnyk2 Asyraf selamat mnjalani pmbedahan rahang kat Royal Hospital London. Owh, and ade pihak yg bsimpati dgn keadaan Asyraf dan bantu die. (Drg belikan PSP dan gantikan PSP die yg kne curik, support die blajar, and also help family die). Bguslah...ade gak org nk bantu.

So, think about it. Why do people do what they do? It's not about the hardships of life anymore. It's just for the fun of it. It's sad. Whatever happened to the so-called civilized people? It's just a name now. In fact, it always has been.

To watch the video and read the story click here.

Monday, July 18, 2011

The FB Virus


Salam all.

Aku sedang try utk xmnjadi hulk nih. Haha. Lagi sket jer. Hampir2 gak lah. Anyhoo, bru skejap ni ade org IM aku kat fb an. Xyah la gtau name coz I'm sure die pon kne jgak. The thing is, IM die start camni: "Hi how are you." Aku pon reply la: "Hye, I'm fine thanks. and u?" Beselah kan org tnye aku jwab. Pastu die tanye lagi: "wanna laugh?" aku pon cam ape hal la ttibe tnye aku nk gelak ke x plak. Aku jwab la: "not sure". Then die blas: "It is you on the video. wanna see?" Aku pon ha? apekah yg ko merepek nih. Aku xknl ko pon apehal ko ade video aku plak. Aku trus pikir, die ni psycho ker? Aku jwab la: "I have no idea what ur saying". Sbb mmg aku xtau ape yg die ckp. Die jwab blek: "Alright then." Pastu trus xde da.

So aku pon cam takut la kan, sape plak makhluk Allah yg sorang ni. Ttibe gaya nye cam org sakit mental plak. Aku try la bukak page die. Ade org post kat wall die, bgtau yg ade virus baru kat fb yg akan IM kt exactly cam psycho tuh IM aku td. Sebijik ayat die!

Bile kt jawab nnt die akan bg kt satu link. Link tuh adelah virusnyer. Aku lepas bce, mmg sakit hati lah kan. Apehal ko nk bg virus kat org plak. Ko mmg ade masalah la. Masalah ngan diri ko tuh. Baik g cari help kat sape2. Seb bek la org tuh bgtau. Yg aku pon Alhamdulillah xkne. Maybe sbb die tau aku igt die gila. Mmg btol la tuh.huh.

Lagi pon aku da tau org2 cmni. Selalu je ttibe dpt IM dr kawan2 kat fb ckp soh g kat link nih, link tuh. Cam pelik la kan. Xpenah2 aku cakap ngan ko kat luar, and dlm fb, ttibe ko bg IM. So, automatik ade something yg not right kat ctu an. So, kpd krg2 yg ade fb, jage2 lah ngan org2 cmni. Xabes2 nk kenekan org.

Pergh, sakitnye jiwa nih. Orang2 camni lah yg ske wat aku jd serious. Bodo.

Dah, bai!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

My own 'Seriousness'


Salam all.

Pernah xkorang wat satu2 kje tuh dgn pnuh keazaman da ketelitian yg mendalam?
Keazaman yg smpai ttibe krang sndiri tnye diri "apsal terkuat lak azam aku nih?".
Pernah x jadi gitu?

Pastu pernah plak x, krg wat kje yg langsung xde 'keseriousan' (jgn tiru pkataan ini!)? Buat ape2 pon msti main2 dan penuh dgn gelak ketawa memanjang?? Pernah x cmtu?

Well, if you guys ask me, yg jadi kt aku is the 2nd one. The thing about me is that, when I'm doing something, I like to be comfortable. I like to have fun because most of the work I'm doing is not that fun you know what I mean? Anyhoo, bila aku try nk jd fun, gelak2 time kerja, adelah plak mata2 yg xsenang tgk.

Klu aku nk jd fun, of course la ade konco2 aku yg mnjadikan aku fun gak kan. Kawan2 aku la. So, drg2 yg xphm ni, mulelah ckp2 kat blakg. Pandang semacam jer cam xpenah tgk org plak. Aku tau msti drg tgh pikir, drg ni xreti nk serious ke wat kje?

Tp, one thing yg krg ptot tau, klu aku wat kje, xpnah xsiap Alhamdulillah. Sume nye aku siapkan. I just add a little fun into it that's all. Contoh ade lah satu subject aku amek satu sem tuh, yg mmerlukan satu kelas work together to make it work kan. So cam bese lah, aku and kawan2 aku jd lah antoo, gelak2 sane sini. Yg org tuh, tgk cam takut jer ktrg ni xserious. Takut yg kje xle nk siap ngan elok. But, in the end, sume nye ok jer..

The point yg aku nk ckp kat cni is, straighten up a little bit. Don't be to uptight with work. Just because we're having fun when doing a work, doesn't mean we're not competent. We can get the work done...even better I think. Remember, the key to a success is doing what you love to do. Ok, bukannye kt suke wat sesetengah kje tu kan? But, try to have fun. You got nothing to lose.

Tp, jgn la terlalu nk have fun sg smpai lupe kje kt an. Fun is fun, but work has to be done. But, I'm not saying that seriousness is a bad thing. When you need to be serious, then use it. Don't listen to me.lol.

Wokey la, stop. Nnt aku merepek lagi. Adios.

Teehee!

Saturday, May 21, 2011

The End?

Salam all. It seems like I've been losing track of what's happening around me. I checked out Yahoo news just now and I accidentally came across an article about a prediction of The End. Yes, the end. The Judgment day some of them called. Someone, predicted that 21st May 2011 - which is today! - is going to be the day.

So to cut the story short, this guy said earthquakes will occur in different regions of the world in exactly 6.00 p.m (drg pnye time lah). The thing is, it's 11.30 p.m. already and nothing happened. Of course, NO ONE can predict the end of time especially a human being. Only Allah S.W.T knows when. Definitely not this guy.

Anyhoo, when he told everyone the end was going to come, he totally sent everybody being the best of themselves. Some repent, some getting ready, some went to the beach (hope to see what?), some even bought stuff to prepare for the end! I mean, what is this? Do we only repent when the end is coming? Or when we know we're going to die?

All these predictions, why even bother to predict? We're not meant to know the day. We can only prepare ourselves and pray Allah will guide us. NOT GO TO THE BEACH!

Seriosly lah these people. I read all the comments and some of them made fun of the kiamah. I am lost for words. We all know, when the end comes, our repents, our regrets will not mean anything. Allah gave us our whole life to do it, why didn't we? Pray He will not lead us astray and give us guidance. Amin..

I do believe that the end is near. It could happen tomorrow, next week or next month, I don't know. We can keep predicting but only Allah knows when the day will come.

Allah Almighty answer inside the Quran :

Chapter (Surah) 67

67.25. They ask: When will this promise be (fulfilled)[the doomsday]? - If ye are telling the truth.

67.26. Say: "As to the knowledge of the time, it is with Allah alone: I am (Muhammad) sent only to warn plainly in public."

67.27. At length, when they see it close at hand, grieved will be the faces of the Unbelievers, and it will be said (to them): "This is (the promise fulfilled), which ye were calling for!"

May we be among the believers. Amin..

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

The most obvious, unfair/rediculous/weird things we can see today...

Salam...
Hehe, I know what you guys are probably thinking,
"Die ni, mentang2 da ade wireless kat bilik, hari2 dok kje update blog die je".
Hahaha...well, ape gunenye wireless klu x dgunakan ye tak?

Okayh2, xnk melabun smpai ilang arah, aku teruskan jelah ngan point akuh.
Ye, skang ni bnde2 yg kurang adil, yg pelik, mmg da bnyk je kan?
Klu kt dok2 sat melepak kat tepi-tepian, kmgkinan bsar bole nmpak.
Xpon klu 'bertuah' sket, kite lah mangsa nye.. lol..
Kadang2 tu, ade plak incident yg sgt lah pelik smpai mmg xtercapai akalmu lah.
Bile ko pikir2 pon ko plak yg rse cam nk biol.

Kisah pertama, waktu korang dok tgh susah2 and lame beratur nih.
Ttibe ade plak la mangkuk ayun atas buai ni yg nmpaknye cam xphm mksud 'BERATUR'.
Ok lah, maybe tmpat tu xseswai utk wat barisan lurus, fine.
Tp, ko dah nmpak org dtg dulu and tcongok kat ctu, mksudnye ape????
Ye, mstilah ktrg pon nk cpt.

Semalam, aku beratur nk beli mknan, ttibe je students yg bru dtg tros g beratur and order die pnye dulu. So of course la die dpt dulu.
Yelah skang ni sume org amalkan prinsip 'Who's in front of you will be served first'
not '1st come 1st serve' ye..
da tuka lame dah...
Nseb bek lah aku tgh ade good mood time tu.
So aku sighed je lah.
Lagi satu kisah beratur time nk nek bas.
Kat campus klu nk g klas ktrg nek bas je yg dprovide oleh U.
So, yelah, name pon beratur, ade gak beruks2 yg xphm.
Pg plak ptotong line ssuka hati die jer.
Ade satu time tu mmg kne sound ngan yatie abes2.
Klaka giler, smpai dlm bas pon yatie dok membebel lagik hahaha...
Tp drg mmg ignorant, x mnx maap pon.
Bnyk kali gak la jd. (rupa2 nye budak sekelas gak ngan aku, ceh)

Next story, time dalam bas plak. Ye ade before & after ye.
Time dlm bas, da smpai kat phentian, time nk turun tuh,
MasyaAllah! Ko ni semut ke ape men tindih2 org?!
Punya lah nk turun tu, smpai sggup rempuh org.
Macam lah bas tu xnk bg ko trun.
Org ramai lam bas bole tlg soh pakcik bas tu tggu.

Ni pon bnyk kali jd kat aku.
Yg paling aku igt, incident aku ngan srg bdak 'tudung lebih' ni.
Ktrg tpaksa bdiri coz da xde sit.
Die bdiri blkang aku. Bil bas da stop, aku pon nk turun ah.
Die pon nk turun gak. Bole x die g tolak aku and g kdepan!
Aku mmg nyaris nk jatuh tp xjatuh ar.
Aku mse tu geram la kan. Ko tu da la 'tudung lebih', tunjuk la peribadi yg baik sket.
Ini x, wat cmtu org pon ilang respek kat ko der...
Aku pon pe lagi perli la sket, "Tak lari kelas dikejar". (lol)
Die trus stop. Aku xtau la samada die tdegar ke x.
Tp hopefully die dgar.

Citer ketiga plak, time krg nk sidai baju. Ni khas utk budak2 yg dok hostel la.
Kat hostel aku, ktrg ade ampaian kat dpn pintu bilik. So, aku kan bru blek camping ritu,
bsuhlah bju. Esok paginye aku bngun, ade plak hamba Allah ni pg lipat bju aku kat ampaian tu and sidai tudung die seluas-luasnye. Walaweh, ko ni nape ha?
Tudung tu nipis, kering cpt. Ko sedap2 je tolak bju aku coz nk sidai tudung ko yg 'berdaulat'
tuh??? Haiyya, xde sivik ker?
Aku xkesah klu bju aku da kering. Xpe, ko nk tolak, tolak lah.
Tp masalahnye bile baju aku tuh mmg basah btol lah.
So, nape sbenanye blaku?
X tercapai akalku lah..

Kisah terakhir, pasal pencuri pakaian.
Ni mmg aku sgt2 xphm lah.
Ade ke pakaian pon nk curi!
Ko mmg da tdesak sgt ke xde bju nk pakai??
And sggup ko pakai org len pnye??

Kisah ni xpernah jd kat aku lagi la, Alhamdulillah.
Tp jd kat Onnie, bru 2 hari lpas.
Tdung die ilang kat ampaian.
Ntah sape lah curi.
Blik2 dr camp, terus da xder.
Mmg berks la kao ni nk curi2 tudung org.
Bodo ke ape?!
Yg aku xbole bla klu die pakai la,.
Pergh mmg kes tdesak tahap dewa!!

Ok, takat tu je lah, ade lagi cite2 xadil, pelik, tp krg get kan point aku?
Aku xphm la nape jd nye sume nih.
Nk kate xde otak, weh ko masuk U kot...


p/s: kalu ko tolong lipat bju aku kan bagus..

Adios...

Friday, January 7, 2011

The busier than ever Me


Salam...
Yosh! Lame gile aku xupdate blog aku yg satu nih.
Rse nye dah kehabisan idea suda...
Sibuk gile tahun baru ni. Macam2 kne buat, itu ini..
Sakit kepala aku nih..bkn aku jelah... :P

Bkn nye aku xpenah busy. Salu je, tap wat2 cam xbusy ah..
Tp mmg kali ni serious pnye busy.
Oh, aku lupe lak nk bgtau cite besh.
Aku and onnie, finally amek class Korean.
Mmg lame dah ktrg berangan2 nk amek.
Sem ni bru la ktrg try. Tp rse cam mnyesal plak.

Ooppsss..bkn mnyesal sbb amek class Korean tuh..
Tp sbb memandangkan makein bnyk plak kje nk buat.
This week je dah fenin kopalo den.
Kitrg pnye class every Tuesday and Thursday, at night.
Hari rabu ritu ade meeting Peers, mlm jgak.
Td, ade jgak meeting Peers kul 9 pg.

Esok and Ahad ade plak camping Peers..
Perghh, xserabut ke rse???? I feel like screaming rite now.
Nk tmbah lagi ni, class aku start dr pkul 8.30 pagi and end at 5!
Hahaha...giler plus insane...

Tp still ok lagi, coz ade gak yg abes kol 7 nk dkat2 maghrib..
Pergh, itu mmg xleh terime la klu jd kat akuh...
Tp ape2 pon Alhamdulillah syukur, sumenyer bjalan ngan lancar...
Bayangkan lah, ptutnye pg ni ktrg sume ade kuiz Psycholinguistics.
Semalam kan aku ade klas Korean yg abes pukul 10.
Pastu blek bilek aku kne wat map utk Peers Day.
So agak2 koranglah, bile aku nak bace buku???
Ha, itulah..

So, dtakdirkan oleh Allah S.W.T, kuiz ktrg telah dcancelkan.
So technically, bile da cancel, ktrg da xpyh la nk bgun awal2.
Tp, ade plak meeting Peers pg td kan.
Jd nak xnk tpakse la bngun gak..

Tp ade gak hikmah aku bngun awal2 g meeting.
Aku dpt wat wireless!! Yay!!
Aku skang tgh on9 pkai wireless kat campus ni..
Kesian btol, dah 3rd year bru nk gune...hampes.

Anyhoo, itulah kisah ke'busy'an aku dan sume...
Ntah pe plak yg akan dtg pasni aku pon xtau.
Moga2 Tuhan permudahkanlah urusan2 kami..Aminn...

Adiosss!!

Monday, December 6, 2010

The Weird Minds

Aloha readers..
Takat nih mmg da bnyk idea klua, tp last2 bnde len jgak yg aku nk citer.
Kali nih, aku bkn nk melabun pasal aku ke atau manusia2 yg aku kenal.
Coz mmg aku da slalu cite pasal tuh hwahahaha...

I want to tell you guys about a drama I've just witnessed. Yes, a drama online. No, not like those drama on tv. The drama I'm talking about is the real life drama.

Which I really love to refer to it as drama.

Becoz the situation is just soooo dramatic.
And the people involved are just soooo (blank)
krg letak la ape nk letak.
You know what I mean?

Okay2. Straight to the point.
The drama is between two bloggers.
Yea, bloggers. Say blogger A and B.
Senang cite, blogger A ni cam xpuas hati ngan lagi blogger B.
But it's weird coz sbelum tu blogger A komen cam respek giler kat blogger B
based on the fact that he himself commented that he had to think 8mil times b4 commenting on B's blog. But then he said reading B's blog was a big joke to him.

So which is which?
Likey or no likey?
Mungkin la blogger A ni da jatuh hati ngan si B ni tp xnk ngaku kot.
(pedulikan)
So dgn ringkasnye bermula lah pertarungan di kotak komen.
Ye, pertarungan hot.

So, ape peranan aku kat cni sbenanye?
Saje nk jage tepi kain org ker?
Oh tidak, aku bkn cmtu..kdg2 jer..
Tp rite now aku nk ckp yg manusia sumer dkurniakan otak lain2.
Ade yg besar ade yg kecik..ngahaha..
Sumer org ade care pemikiran masing2..
Cara penyampaian idea lain2.
Jgn la dsebabkan org tu bg opinion yg opposite dr kt trus kt nk rage die.
Klu cmtu ko xrse ke org len pon nk rage ko gak?
Pikir tu je lah...

Ade org suke ayat yg berlagu2..
Siap ade rhyming.
Ade yg mmg ske sembunyi2, dan bteka teki.
Ade gak yg straight forward.
Ade yg ske gune BM formal.
Ade yg BM tunggang tebalik.
(cth nye ni lah..haha)
Ade yg ske gune BI.
Ade jgak yg ske code switch, cmpur2 cam aku nih.

Anyhoo, ape yg aku nk smpai kan ni?
Maksud aku lain org lain cara.
X puas hati ckp leklok.
(walopon kdg2 tu ckp leklok pon xjd)
Tp at least kt bloggers we are writers.
Org bce ape yg kt smpaikan.
Jgn la tunjuk yg kt ni mudah dijatuhkan.
Btol x? x btol ke?

Ske ati krg lah..
I just want to help admit this fact that most are too ego to admit.
Wakakaka....

p/s: krg jgn rage aku plak suda...

teehee!
adios...

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Man vs. Animal - Siapakah kita sebenarnya?


Salam.

Aku teringin sgt nk tnye krg satu soklan.
Mmg dari dulu lagi la. Soklan ni slalu kne 'ditch' je. Pastu terus lupa.

Soalannye, ape beza manusia dgn binatang?

Aku gerenti, mmg sume org bole jwab soklan ni. Sng je kan. Maybe ade gak antara krg yg akan ckp, soklan ape la yg aku tnye ni. Xmunasabah lgsung. Mstilah bezanye, manusia ade akal ituk bfikir. Itu pon xtau ke...

The truth is, aku mmg xtau. Seriously. Krg bole gelak ikot ske hati krg.
Tp mmg hakikat nye aku mmg xphm with all this man and animal thingy.
Klu mmg beza antara kt ngan binatang adalah akal fikiran, abes dimana letaknye akal tu?
Skali lagi, soklan bodoh. Msti ar kat atas kepala krg.
Tp, adakah akal itu just alasan utk mmbuktikan manusia ni SUPERIOR?
Mmg manusia superior dr sume makhluk kat dunia ni.
Cuma sedar x sedar, kt sndiri yg mnjadikan dri kt INFERIOR.

Klu la akal yg mmbezakan antara 2 ni, bg aku salah.
Nape? Sbb tgk sndiri lah.
Antara manusia ngan binatang, mne satu lagi kejam?
Manusia. Mane lagi HIPOKRIT? Manusia.
Sape yg buat pkara yg xmasok dek akal?
Manusia. Jawapannye MANUSIA beb.

Haiwan xbuat sume tuh.
Kita aje yg buat.
Klu bto kt ade akal sempurna (Alhamdulillah syukur),
nape kt bunuh diri? (Masyaallah).
nape kt bunuh keluarga sendri?
nape kt mencuri?
nape kt menipu?
nape kt buat perkara yg mmbuktikan manusia xde akal?
Ye, mmg kt xjauh dr haiwan.
Btol ke? salah jgak.

Binatang xbuat ape yg manusia buat, sbb drg xde akal.
kt sebenarnye jauh dr binatang.
Aku selalu dgar, bile manusia buat sesuatu yg kejam je,
msti ayat yg klua adelah,
"kau mmg binatang!"
"Die manusia berhati binatang!"

Cbe krg renung blek ayat2 tuh.
Btol ke krg rse? Mmg salah.
Mne ade binatang wat bnde2 yg manusia buat.
Xde nyer. Tp nape kt still bandingkan manusia ngan binatang?
Itulah yg aku cbe smpaikan.

Krg try la renung2.
Bg aku, binatang lagi ade sifat kasihan drpd manusia.
(walopon aku kne attack ngan sekor kucing mlm td)
Manusia, dgn binatang pon kejam, aptah lagi sesame manusia.
FULLSTOP!

p/s: aku xphm ape beza binatang ngan haiwan ar...

nghahahaha~

Adios..

Friday, July 2, 2010

Secomel2 kucing pon, klu die marah ko lari lah...!

Salam..

Utk entry ni, aku xnk tulis pjg2 ar. Coz aku tgh dlm kesakitan.
Well, krg pham jelah, entry ni aku tujukan pd sape.
Sape lagi klu bkn si KUCING HITAM (bkn kucing aku).

Nk jd cite, I was attacked by a black cat just now.
Pas g mkn kat kedai mamak ngan Mama dpn umah aku,
otw blek, terserempak lah ngan kucing hitam tuh. Mama aku kt, die pnah jmpe kucing tu, mmg jinak and baik.

So, ktrg pon pg la dkat, mmg ktrg ni pncinta kucing.
Tgh mak aku dok belai2, kucing tu ttibe jd AGGRESSIVE.
Xtau la nape, maybe coz ktrg ngah kaco die kot.
Pastu aku pon nk try la belai die.

Sedar2, ttibe kucing tu grab tangan kanan aku and cakar.
Sakit die Ya Allah je yg tahu..
Klu nk soh aku describe sakit die, same dgn kne langgar dgn sebuah kereta. Serious, bkn men2. Denyut die sakit siott!

Even skarang pon, time aku tgh type ni, mmg seksa. Aku tpaksa tahan sakit nk type entry ni coz krg tau la aku ni mmg gila sket. Nk story kat krg yg fresh2 pnye.

Mak aku tkejut. Die kt seb bek kucing tu xgigit, coz gigi dia kotor. Klu x kne inject.
So, ktrg pon jln laju2 blek umah. Aku sedar yg tangan kiri aku basah dgn darah.
Tangan kanan aku xstop bleeding. Teruk sgt ke aku pikir.
Yelah klu dah mcm kne lggar kete, msti la teruk.
Smpai je umah aku masok toilet, basuh & keluarlah luka2 nya.
Kat tmpat yg bdarah tu, ade 2 kesan luka cam kne gigit ngan VAMPIRE!
Krg tau kan cmne rupanya? Mmg exactly cam tu.
Selain tu, ade lah calar2, kesan kuku kucing tu..mmg bnyk.
Mak aku amek anti septik and sapu, pastu just tmpal ngan plaster.

Xnk kaco kucing garang dah!
Moral of the story, secomel mane pon kucing tu,
klu die da marah ko jgn la dok bertepek kat ctu lagi, just RUN!

Aku xsalah kan kucing tu, mmg da NATURE die gtu.
Pas incident ni, aku still akan ske kucing no matter what.
Dah la, sakit gile nih, aku chow dulu ar..

Adios....

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