Never Too Old

Somebody asked me to write about my favourite toys to play with. I frowned upon seeing the topic since I realized, I haven't had much thought about the stuff. I tried to remember some of the toys I used to play with but can't think of any. So I guess there's no story to tell then. But, since I'm already half way I might as well just tell another story. Still about toys, but not about my favourite toys. It's kind of actually the opposite (I know, how can you not like toys?).

Well, first and foremost, it might seem a little weird not having any favourite toys. Actually, I didn't have much toys to begin with. But there was one particular toy that I have come to hate (and became one of my top ten most scary things). It was a doll.

Now how can you hate dolls? Especially one that was wearing red clothes, brown hair with stunning blue eyes to top it off. It just doesn't make any sense.

This doll is all but adorable. Thanks to the film Child's Play. The doll really crept me out. The size were similar, the face, the feet, that scary looking eyes. Ughh! I can still remember how my brother and I hid under the chair because my babysitter decided that it'd be fun to watch the film with 2 scared children. Okay so it wasn't really their fault. My brother was the one who wanted to see it to scare me. But he ended up being scared as well.

Anyhow, because of the film, I ended up hating the doll. I couldn't look at its face cause I'd be imagining him as Chucky. The doll even had eyelids so whenever we shook it, they'd move. That was the scariest part. I had had trouble sleeping at night because of this doll. So when I got the opportunity, I got rid of it with no second thoughts.

And because of that doll, I've developed a phobia for dolls. Especially the ones that look like babies. I guess you're never too old to be scared of something. So growing up, my most hated toy was a doll.

P/s: okay, aku reluctant nk letak gmba tu sebenarnye sbb gila bapak scary budus! 

I.A

The most awkward moment of my teenage years

Wow, what an awkward question there. I had one too many awkward moments back when I was a teenager (not that I am that old now, just saying). Back in high school, I was quiet a shy girl (still am). I knew a lot of people but they weren't exactly who you'd call as friends. I was alone and there was like this one huge wall I put in front of myself and no one was strong enough to break it.

My low self esteem and zero confidence didn't exactly help either.

First, I should warn you, nothing exciting will come out of this story. It's plain and simple. It's boring. Read at your own discretion.

So there was I, just an ordinary girl with no super powers or special abilities to help me get through the day. In class, I sit alone, do everything alone (I know, loser!). When guys talked to me, I shivered like literally. Why? I have no idea!

When I was 17, there was this one guy who was different than others. He was very funny and I was sort of in a trance when he talks (okay, maybe I exaggerate there a little bit). The weird thing was, I was different with him. I still shivered but I could talk to him..(I have no idea what I'm writing about, but you get the idea).

So where was the awkwardness? Don't worry it's coming to you.

In class, he sat right in front of me. So we talked a lot with each other. But there was something else he liked to do when we were in class. He liked to sing to me. Loudly!

Yes. he sang to me loudly. The whole class could hear him. All eyes was on me the whole time! Some had evil smiles on their faces and others couldn't help but giggled. It was absolutely embarrassing! And yes, it was very awkward. He sang to me every class. Why wouldn't I be. All I could do was smiled shyly and embarrassingly and now and again even begging him to stop.

But, the whole drama didn't last long. He got an offer to go to a boarding school. Soon he was gone. On his last day at school, he tried to take a picture of me. But I looked away. I know, why hah..? I never saw him again...though I think he's one of my friends on Facebook..lol.

So that was the most awkward yet the most memorable moment of my teenage years. Told ya my story wasn't that interesting.

IA

Dear my 13 year old self...

That'd be nice. To be able to tell your 13 year old self about the life lessons you've already experienced. I've thought about it all the time. What if I could go back? What would I change about myself?

If I had the opportunity, I guess there's a lot of things I want to say to myself. Here goes:

Dear my 13 year old self,

It's been a while. How are you? Things are probably not too well for you right now. I remember at school we would always get bullied by other kids because we were different. I remember one time, we got sprayed by a fire hose by someone for no apparent reason. And when one of our classmate asked us to leave the class just because we didn't wear the 'tudung'. When you come home, things aren't better. It must be hard on you now isn't it?

It's all right to cry. You'll feel a lot better. Actually, growing up, that's the only thing that would make us strong. So go ahead.

Everything that I'm about to tell you is going to be hard to accept but you have to. I should tell you this, if you think you life is bad now, it's not going to get better when you're in high school. But no worries, that's why I'm here. You got to stop being afraid of everything. Whatever you want to do, whatever you want to say, just do it! Don't stop for other people, cause they won't stop for you.

Be sure to make a lot of friends. I mean real friends. There will be those people who would take advantage of your innocence and you should never let them. Fix your appearance a bit yeah, because well, I'm sure you'd understand. Be confident like the way you are now. Talk to strangers, talk to boys! Don't be scared of them, they're just normal people.

At home, just be yourself. Talk to mum often. And dad too. Cherish every moment you have with him because one day, you won't be able to get a taste of that when you want to. You should pay a very close attention to our little brother. He wont be strong as you are. Make sure he doesn't get lost in the battle.

Other than that, you shouldn't worry about anything else. You're 23 now and you're in one of the best university in Malaysia (I won't tell you, you should see for yourself). Your life turned out great despite of everything. You know why? Because you made it different. After high school, you decided to change. You didn't want to be an outcast any more. You started to mingle around, and we have a lot of friends! Just a reminder, when you get to main campus, you'll meet one new person. This person, no matter what she does to you, don't let her make you weak! And don't ever cry for her! But she's still a friend to us.

Keep helping other people regardless how hard it is. Keep smiling because that's how people remember us. Don't be too innocent, wait, no I take that back...it's also one of the reasons why you're liked by others, so just stay that way.

You wouldn't believe this, but you finally able to talk to guys! As matter of fact they're among you best friends now. They love to bully you too but it's a good kind of bully. I know, it's hard to understand but you'll see. Trust me.

At home, it's getting better, but like I said, keep an eye on our little brother. I guess that's all I have to tell you. Everything will turn out fine. Don't worry too much. Just be brave. I'll see you soon.

With love, your 23 year old self.

IA

Miss Brain

Okay, lepas tengok cerita Mr. Brain, ttibe aku jadi obses dengan pisang how the brain works and whether I am a right brained person of a left brained person. Google punye google, aku jumpe site yang ade quiz unuk determine that. So resultnye aku adalah right-brained. Basically, aku rase ade influence jugak with the fact yang aku ni left-handed.

• You probably get bored during long lectures and prefer to take classes with a lot of freedom of movement and thought. 
• You like to write stories and even tell stories about your funny experiences. You might be a little suspicious of other people's motives sometimes, but that's only because you can usually tell whenever someone is lying or when they're up to no good. 
• You are a little on the dreamy side--or a lot. You plan books or movie plots but you don't always follow through on things you think about. You should work on that. You are fun and spontaneous, and probably active in sports or clubs. 
• Your feelings run deep, and it shows. You have strong instincts, and you solve problems on hunches and feelings. You are artistic in some way. You can believe in things based on experience, without seeing scientific proof. 

Nak try? Click here.

Basically, siapa yang right brain tuh, ni la dia in short. Aku memang suka semua ni, except sports.

• Prefer rock music
• Right brain controls left side of body
• Prefer visual instructions with examples
• Good at sports
• Good at art
• Follow Eastern thought*
• Cat lovers
• Enjoy clowning around
• Can be hypnotized
• Like to read fantasy and mystery stories
• Can listen to music or TV while studying
• Like to write fiction
• Prefer group
• Fun to dream about things that will probably never happen
• Enjoy making up own drawings and images
• Good at geometry
• Like organizing things to show relation
• Can memorize music
• Occasionally absentminded
• Like to act out stories
• Enjoy interacting affectively with others
• Think better when lying down
• Become restless during long verbal explanations
• Enjoy creative storytelling
• Prefer to learn through free exploration
• Good at recalling spatial imagery
• Read for main details
• Skilled in showing relationships between ideas
• Preference for summarizing over outlining
• Solve problems intuitively
• Very Spontaneous and unpredictable
• Dreamer
• philosophical

Aku dapat dari sini.

The Weird Lecturer

Salam kau orang.

Bace tajuk entry ni mesti dah bole agak cite aku pasal ape. Ok, so takyah la citer.

Acah mak enon. Aku sebenarnye tgh berkira-kira nak cite ke tak, nak cite ke tak. Sebab aku ade polisi untuk sape subjek entry blog aku ni. Yang menyakitkan hati, yang bongok, yang pandai, yang hensem, yang cantik yang kelako dan yang pelik2 memang patut berbangga la. Mesti akan dapat spot dalam blog ni.

Subjek aku yang ni masuk kategori pelik dan menyakitkan hati. Tapi sebab aku berkira-kira tu sbb die ni sangat pelik sampai maybe aku tak patut cerita. Dan of cos la, die lecturer. Aku macam bakal mengumpat die pulak. Tapi alang2 dah separuh jalan, aku teruskan jelah. But no real names will be mention.

So die ni lecturer Usul Fiqh. Die bole dikatakan peramah gak la but in a very absolutely creepy way. A foreigner. Aku tak tahan ngan die sbb kalau ade student lambat datang i.e lepas die masuk, reaksi die "Owh, you're very early today." Of cos la perli kan. Even tho memang student wajar la dtg awl, but cara die tegur tuh...

Next, die tak suka orang bercakap dalam kelas die, kalau dia nampak die akan emo. Emo skit2 xpe lah, ni emo banyak kot. Masalahnye ktrg cakap pun pasal ape yang die ajar, tapi die still xpeduli. Die mmg sangat anti ngan kitorang. Memang targetnye adalah kitorang. Aku taktau la ape masalah die ngan kawan aku, tiap2 kali kitorang bcakap, die akan marah. Orang lain bcakap??? Why!!

Aritu, kawan aku tu bercakap dgn kawan aku lagi sorang, aku kat tgh. Takde la bcakap pun, die angguk je pun. Lecturer tu terus soh die dok tempat lain! Ari ahad aritu pun same. Ape lagi emo la kawan aku tu. Lecturer tu pun emo sampai pergi sepak marker yang takle guna. Ape die igt bola ke??? Da la kene orang pulak tuh. Suka hati die jer.

Dikatakan yang die suka aku (bluerrk!). That's why sape2 mcm gggu aku time kelas die akan emo. Aku tak suka idea tu. Tapi ianya terjadi kerana lecturer tu msg aku kat phone cakap nak add aku kat fb. Jadah!! Memang aku tak approve lah! Takut sioot! Time dalam kelas, aku akan selalu dipanggil. Why ah? Ades.

Ade lagi la bende2 yang pelik die buat, perli situ perli sane. My God, nasib baik dah nak abes sem. Huh!

P/s: Anger aku kurang sket, kepala aku kelain kot...

IA

Where Have I Been?

Salam manusia semua.

Wahh..memang lame aku tak update blog nih. Maybe sbb aku focus sgt kat blog lagi satu kot. Aku mmg susah nak buat dua kerja dalam satu masa so gomenasai!

Disebalik semua itu, aku juga sedang giat membuat assignment Usul Fiqh dan preparation untuk presentation filem A Walk to Remember..(actually tak buat ape pun lagi). So, ke-busy-an aku melampaui kepala batas. Ahad aritu, aku g main bowling. Tipu, bukan aku main, orang lain yang main, aku tengok aje.

Arini cuti, so dapat gak aku curi time nak buat entry ni. Aku tengah busy pulak tulis another short story, tapi terbengkalai sekejap ditgh jalan. Sebab aku rase macam tengah mengarut. BI pun tunggang terbalik. So aku decide stop je. Dah 3 page padahal. Ye, aku mmg macam ni. Kalau aku rajin dan tiba-tiba dah tak mengarut, aku akan teruskan.

Pastu aku mulakan pula menulis satu cerita light, dalam BM tajuknye "Aku, Kami &...Alien". Cerita tu aku tulis sbb boring takde keje walaupun hakikatnya ade sebenarnya. Dah masuk episode 6. Cehhh...ade episode siap. Susah jadi orang yang guna otak kanan banyak dari kiri ni. Banyak sgt idea dalam otak aku, tapi nak jadikan idea2 tu concrete susah. Imaginasi aku tinggi sangat. Bluerrkk!

Kalau aku rase nak post cerita tu kat sini aku post la nanti. Ape guna aku tulis kalau orang tak bace kan? Dah...bai.

IA

Done it!

Salam.

Fuhh...memang betul la orang cakap., menulis ni bukan senang. Susah btol.. Bukannye tiap2 minit writers dapat ilham tau. Aku nak sgt jadi writer. Sangat2! Baru berapa try, aku dah give up.

Tapi the other day, ttibe je aku dapat idea nak tulis pasal ape, aku pun tulis la. Short story 14 pages je la. Selepas bberapa hari, plus aku edit balik, now dah complete. Tapi macam what the fish je aku tulis kan. Semalam, tgh malam to be exact, aku dapat lagi satu ilham. Mencurah2 macam air terjun! Aku on microsoft word, terus type. Another one siap jugak. But again, macam ape kah ikan! Tapi this one only 2 pages story.

Pergh, English aku macam harom! Tp still nak gak tulis dlm BI. Sbb, aku tak bole menulis cerita dlm BM. Nape? Aku bukan lupa daratan okay! Tapi sbb, ade org pernah bgtau, kalau penulis, die akan tulis dalam bhs yang die boleh relate dan tahu akan berkesan cerita die. Tapi aku ase cerita aku tak berkesan lah..haha.
Dengan BM, cerita aku mungkin takkan sampai. Tapi akan ku tulis jua dalam BM satu hari nnt. Tunggu la.

Persoalannye, nak post kat sini ke tak?? Segan la pulakkk...poyoz.

IA

Perasan

Salam...

Aku baru pas jalan2 di sekitar TiubNgko...eh, YouTube, aku terlihat video Tiz Zaqyah menyanyi. First aku igt, ala, bese la pelakon pun nak menyanyi. Bile aku dgar, eh, sedap pulak sore pelakon Nur Kasih nih. Sesedap kek aku pernah makan dahulu kala....

So, kalau die ttibe nak jadi penyanyi la kan, aku takde kisah sgt lah coz sore die sedap. Tak macam sesetengah pelakon tuh, suara gedik xbpe sedap dan mcm ape pun nak gak jadi penyanyi. Kan? Stick to acting dah la..

Okay, with that being said, korang jgn plak igt aku nih cakap je reti, cuba try nyanyi sket..mesti tak sedap gak. Eleh, that's why la aku xjadi penyanyi, aku sedar diri. Kalau tak...aku pun gedik gak.

Aku pun taktau nape aku letak gambo nih..ase cam nak letak. 

IA

Just That

One crazy happy family. Jangan tanya kenapa adik laki aku takde, aku maleh nak explain.

Tp korang tak hingin pun nak tau kan? ngahahahahah!

IA

Just Nak Bagitau Tu Jelah

Salam.

Aku boring. Aku stress. Aku segala-galanya.

Why? Sebab aku tak cukup tidow, aku bnyk buku kene bace yang tak bace2 gak, aku pening kepala. That's it. Tadi pas antar my sister kat Politeknik die yang nun jauh di seberang sane iaitu Sabak Bernam, otw nak balik KL, jalan jammed gile2 punye. Selalu aku tak merasakan kegilaan nya, tapi kali ni, gilanya sampai aku rase nak bunuh orang.

Okay, overlah nak bunuh. Tumbuk da la.

Kesian kat mak aku yang drive, kete manual, kaki of cos la sakit. Aku ni, harapkan lesen, lgsung tak membantu. Rase tak berguna sungguh. So, aku kt balik esok pg la. But, die still hantarkan. That is my mama. I love you so much! Oh I miss her so much!

Motif entri ni? Just nak bagi tau tu je la.

IA

Shorts

Salam.

Selamat Hari raya Aidiladha kepada krg! Semoga pengorbanan kita diterima Allah...Amin. Hari ni, aku pi umah pak cik akuh. Seperti yang aku dah kabor, die wat kenduri kat umah die. Takde per nak citer, bese la, dtg, makan, borak2, gelak...makan, borak, gelak..

Ade satu cite lawak. Kalau tak lawak jgn marah aku pulakk. Bagi aku lawak jer.

Makcik aku citer, drg pg karaoke satu hari tu. Srg makcik aku yg ku pggil Acik Aya, ternampak satu sign yg berbunyi "Pork Free." Die pun tnye la mak cik aku lgi srg, Maksu, "pork tu hape weh?" Maksu aku jawab, "pork tu babi ler." Dgn innocentnye, Acik Aya aku tuh kata, "Weh kome, cmne ni? deme bagi pork, free le kat cini!" Maksu aku and Maklang aku, hanya mampu gelak saje...huhu, direct translation betol..ngahaha





Eh, apsal bile aku bace blek lawak nih, aku rase tak bape nak lawak pulakk...mmg patot la kot krg marah, klu nak marah la.heheh.

IA

Warning! A Useless Entry

Salam.

Warning! One word, takde idea. Okay, two words...tak kesah la. Jika anda teruskan membaca, anda mungkin akan jadi seorang pembunuh? Kenapa? Nak tau kenelah baca! 

Apekah yang aku alami ini writer's block? Mungkin tidak kerana aku bukan writer. Jadi, aku ni..ape? Aku adalah aku...(jawapan itu adalah jawapan mintak pelempang ye rakan2). Cuti seminggu. Mid sem campur raya aidil adha jawapannye, 7. Merepek. Jangan salahkan aku, aku dah warning awal2 aku takde idea! Raya nnt jemput lah datang umah. Umah pakcik aku...die wat kenduri. Umah aku? takde.

Semalam, semalam, (kelmarin lah..) aku and mak aku pg makan kat kedai. Time nak byr, akak tu tnye, "bayar sekali ke?" Mak aku jawab "yelah, ni anak saya lah." Normal. Rutin biasa tiap kali pergi makan kat luar. Mesti akan terkeluar punye soklan itu dr mulut org kedai. jangan tnye aku kenapa, aku masih tercari-cari jawapannya....Akak tu jawab balik, "yelah muka nampak macam kembar lah..." Kembar? Mengapa tegar sungguh kau kata begitu wahai akak. Maka berkerut lah dahi kami. Kalau ade bunyi cenggerik time tu lagi best. Sbb awkward.

Ade org tnye aku tak kenal neelofa ke. Aku dalam hati jawab, "perlu ke?" Akhir kata, jangan tgk citer Sofazr Jiwa Kacau. Jangan tanye aku kenapa, korang kene tgk sendiri. Ngahahaha!

P/S: So, ade rase cam nak bunuh aku tak? ahahaha...

IA

Weird Minds Think Alike

Salam...

No special cerita untuk entry ni. Tapi aku nak share satu conversation merepek dengan kawan aku Hafiz Kay. Atau lebih dikenali sebagai Kay aje. Budak ni, kalu krg kenal die, mmg akan gelak terbahak2, takkan serious tahap madness, dan kekadang juga akan fast and furious dengan die. Kenape? Aku bg krg bace sendiri...sms ktrg.

Kay: Salam akak semua. Esok exam ye. Gudluck. Haha. (dituju kpd aku and Atie. Aku pun taktau ape maksud disebalik 'haha' die tu. Bunyi seakan perli.)
Aku: Salam. Thanx. Insyaallah. :)
Kay: Akak esok exam pukul brp? O:-) (ape mimpi dia pggil aku akak entah?! Walopon die muda setaun dari aku. Awi pun aku tak pggil abang, geli lagi klu ko pgil aku akak!)
Aku: Akak hang..ble ko jd adik plak..haha. Xm kul 3.30 ptg.
Kay: Knp akak marah? (start dahh...)
Aku: Gedik la ko!
Kay: Eh2. Dia marah lg.
Aku: Kay! Ilang fokus study aku. Study la sgt.heh.
Kay: Jangan salahkan individu lain atas silap diri akak sendiri. Jgn kambing hitamkan saya. (??)
Aku: Ko ni kan..ish. Xnk mengaku kesalahan! Kambing2 xbesalah!
Kay: Akak! Jangan kaitkan kambing dlm isu ni. Mmg kmbing2 tu x b'salah. (die yg start dulu!)
Aku: Kay! Bkn aku yg kaitkan ko yg mulakan dulu. Aku tdk menyalahkan kambing2 kau..
Kay: Skrg akak nak salahkan saya? Akak sanggup bela kambing dr saya? Jd akak pilih jd kakak kambing? (hotak ko...kejadian aku dikatakan tidak mandi. Smpai skrg jd bahan drg)
Kay: Saya dah tau knp akak bela kambing dr saya..Keh3.
Aku : Kuang asam ko, mendurhaka kpd ku! Sguh durjanan kamu. (Marah ni marah...)
Kay: Akak, apa hubungan akak dengan kambing2 hitam td?
Aku: Relationship kami, it's complicated. Tp yg membelanya..Ko.
Kay: Erm. Sulit bunyi nya. Saya biarkan akak dgn kambing2 td. Biarkan.. (lari2!!)
Aku: Sbb tu la kalu translate jd la ianya sulit.ngeheh. Hoho, melarikan diri!
Kay: Blm t'lambat utk akak b'ubah. Kembali la. Jgn ikut kambing2 tu. Mandi erk..
Aku: Aku xpnh ke tgh jln pun sebelum ni eh! kau je yg menyesatkan aku.Xperlu nk ke pangkal!
Kay: Marah bunyi nya. Mcm mengiyakan statement saya td bunyi nya. Haha.
Aku: Marah kerana ianya tidak benar sama sekali! Bkn mengiyakan!
Kay: Saya minta maaf kambing. (Ni dah lebey!)
Kay: Eh akak
Aku: Kay! Tiada maaf bgmu utk selama-lama..yg aku mau! (sbb mustahil la aku nak marah kt die)
Kay: Amboi. Sorry la. (tau pn!)
Aku: Amboi la sgt. ko la...jauh merepek, aku pun layan je..haha
Kay: Haha. Jgn marah erk. Main2 je.
Aku: Tau la, ish ko ni, mcm xbese merapik2..haha
Kay: Mana la tau. Esok kau santau aq lak. Haha. (jadah aku nak santau ko??!)
Aku: Amboi hang, dr aku santau hang, baik aku doa supaya hang diberikan hidayah..haha
Kay: Owh! Terharu nya! (Ko gedik!)

Ade lagi, tp dah kurang sket merapik. Gile sungguh kami semalam. Jumpa depan2 pun bertekak, inikan pulak ber sms..lagi bergila-gila! ngahahahaha!! Cukup. Kalau die tau aku ngate die, mesti die 'hok aloh' kan aku...aiyya!

IA

Once Upon A Day...

Assalamualaikum. Jawab salam ye anak2...

Pejam celik, pejam celik, da bulan oktober. Aku rase macam baru semalam aku puasa bulan ramadhan pastu raya..pastu merdeka..pastu.....nampak sgt tipu, takkan semua tu aku rase semalam. Jangan percaya.

Alhamdulillah, Allah masih beri aku peluang untuk hidup lagi. Well, 1st entry untuk bulan ini.  Lama gak aku tak membebel. Banyak bende jadi kat aku for the past few weeks. Bende serious, bende klakar. Tapi mostly semuanye aku dah lupe. Hahaha... So aku citer mane yang ingat lah.

Aku and rakan2 pergi kenduri kahwen kawan aritu; kak Ad ngan Awi. Pelik, drg tua setaun sdr ktrg, tp ktrg tak pggil Awi abang. Geli sioooot! Abang Awi...jadah! Memang tak ar! So kendurinye nuuuuun jauh kat klang. At first ktrg tak dapat pergi, coz tuan empunya kereta yang nak bawakkan tak dapat permission dr abahnye untuk membawa kami (mst acident aritu juga influence decision abahnye).

Tapi the day of kejadian, Kaer telah mencadangkan ktrg untuk pergi jugak. Yelah die tak bole hidup tanpa ktrg. Nak jugak ktrg ikut sampai da emo2 bile ktrg taknak pg...ceh. Ye, budak lelaki emo...jangan tanye aku kenapa die camtu. Aku pon tak paham2 lagi. Die lah yang tlg dapatkan kereta untuk ktrg. So, akhirnya pergilah juga kami semua. Aku, Atie, Farah and Ima...the girls. Yang boys, ramai siiiooott! Half of them, ktrg tak kenal. Ktrg pergi dgn 3 buah kereta, konvoi sampai sane.

Vote untuk driver kami dimenangi oleh Nik Mohd Fakhriy. So, ktrg 4 org lah naik ngan die. Die sorang je lelaki dlm keter. Kesian kao Nik! Stress ek ngan ktrg yang bising dengan cara kao drive! Mau taknye, smpai lebih 4 kali kene hon! Cuaaakk la! Last hon, die sendiri tekan. Die tak perasan, pastu marah keter lain. Nampak sangat stress nyer.hahaha. But at least, die lepas la bwk keter manual tuh. Ouh, part kelakar time ko tak sampai nak touch & go...hahahah...

Dahh...karang die bace aku dok ngata die, masak la aku! Dah la aku dicop stalker oleh mereka! Drg yang stalk aku kat fb adelah. Tau2 je aku tak sihat, pijak skru, and pegang pokok berduri. Tapi bukan nye ambik berat, kene bahan lagi adew. Nyampah!

The boys from left (depan): Kaer (tgh ketawa besor), baju ungu tak kenal, 

Rock Lee (taktau nama sebenar), Awi (the groom), Kay and Pece.

(belakang): Amir (sorry tak nampak), Cikgu (pun taktau nama sebenar), 

Nik a.k.a driver, Din, dan Ketua. 

P/s: saya tidak tahu nama sebenar kerana saya kurang mengenali mereka seperti yang saya kenal yang lain. Hanya tahu nama panggilan mereka. Skema.

Aku, the bride and Atie

 Atie, Farah and Ima.

Chow!

Seksa!

Salam.

Zaman sekarang memang dah ikut cara orang2 barat kan? Name je orang Islam, Melayu, tapi budaya ambik juga orang lain punya. Kalau budaya tu tak bertentang dengan agama kita takpe la jugak. Baru2 nih aku tertukar channel kat Astro Ceria. Ceria kan, untuk kita2 aja! Whatever...channel ni channel yang focus audience die budak2 kan? Tapi show die, macam bukan untuk budak2.

Time aku tertukar tu, cerita Klik tengah bersiaran. Cerita ape? Ntah, aku pun tak pernah tengok sebelum ni dalam hidup aku. Yang aku tau, cerita ni berkisarkan tentang budak2 skolah. So, okaylah kan. Ape yang teruk nye citer pasal budak skolah? Ade satu part dalam citer tu, sorang budak sekolah tu, perempuan, aku rasa pelakon tu melayu, pakai skirt skolah warna biru tu. Macam yang budak2 bukan Islam pakai. Aku agak watak die ni watak budak ngader-ngader. Memang sungguh la ngade2 nye. Getik aku. Time part die, die dok kat pondok, sambil kaki silang. So, nampak la peha die yang gebu tuh. Gebu ker?

Nampak peha beb! Peha atas! Bukan bawah. Seronok la sape yang pandang. Tapi aku taklah. Nasib baik la tak nampak yang lain2 tu. Itupun sbb kamera shoot dekat tepi. Kalau kamera kat depan, dan die tak silang kaki, mmg nampak habes sume lah. Seksa you! Aku tak kenal sape pelakon tu. Tak penting. Tau nama je. Tapi takyah la bgtau sape.

Kepada, astro, tapis2 la cerita2 anda. Nama pun channel budak2. Budak2 yang tgk. Ini cerita seksi2, nak ajar ape kat dorang???? Lu pikir la sendiri! Jangan marah ye...nasihat je. :)

IA

What???

Salam.

Skang aku tgk obsesi terbaru kat mana2 je, lagu Oppa Gangnam Style, fresh dari ladang Korea. Aku pun peminat Korean things jugak, tapi aku tak rase la kecoh ni perlu doe. Dan yang paling penting skali, gempak sgt ke lagu tuh sampai semua orang nak wat cover lagu tu? Wat cover tak kesah lagi, aku bukak stesen2 radio, perh,  wat parody lagu tu sesuka hati dorang. Of cos la, bila dah parody, lagu tu jadi macam lagu ntah ape2 la kan. Aku pun bile dengar macam, what? Kejadah!

Aku tak tgk lagi video tu, apatah lagi dengar sampai abes. Tapi obviously la lagu ni dah jadi satu phenomena, sbb sampaikan students yang wat cover lagu ni kt skolah kene expelled! Seriously aku tak paham! Dalam banyak2 lagu yang ade kat Korea tu, apsal lagu ni yang feymes?

Lantak la, lagu je pun. Aku takde la anti lagu tu. Aku just pelik apsal la nak sibuk2 wat cover lagu tu? Dah xde idea nak wat lagu sendiri ke? Nak jadi kreatif pun, agak2 la. Cuba buat lagu lain yang setaraf sket ngan lagu dorang. Tapi, stesen radio mmg ske wat parody lagu2 feymes. Bkn bnde baru.

p/s: kejadah la...ade org send link utk lagu tu kat chat box aku pulakk! Sorry, aku tak mau tgk!

IA

Big Mess!

Salam.

Problem, problem! Hadoi, last2 minute muncul problem baru. Nape ko tak muncul awal2? Why now?! Memang semua bakal kne angry bird dgn madam la nanti. So, salah siapa sebebenarnya? Aku ase macam salah aku. Memang salah aku kot. As Secretary II kan?

So bila serabot,semua bende aku tgk mendatangkan kemarahan tahap gunung berapi. Semua nak emo! Yang sorang soh aku jd cikgu, yang sorang mamat kat Twitter plak, tiap2 seconds nak update die kat mane ape hal? Eh, takde siapa nak tahu lah! Nyemak je kat home tahu! Perut plak, lapar! (eyh?)

Hadoi, sakitnye hati. Actually, kemarahan aku bukan pada drg. Aku tak maksudkan sebenarnye ok. Aku angry bird kat diri sendiri!!

Ya Allah...permudahkan urusan kami untuk aktivity kami. Amin. Dan tolong lembutkan hati madam kami sekali. Amin...

IA

Better

Salam.

Result final exam baru keluar ari tu. Tak tahu pun dah keluar. Tup2 tgk kat Twitter, ramai yang update pasal result masing2. Aku pun gi lah cek aku punye. Seperti biasa, dalam kepala otak aku ni, dah ade bayangan result yang akan keluar, mesti sama mcm result2 yang lepas.

Dan seperti tiap2 kali aku cek result, mesti akan cuak de baby tahap jiwa raga on the fire punye. Ape aku merepek, jangan ditanya!

Dalam hati dah pasrah. Bila aku tekan je submit, keluarlah result. Jeng, jeng, jeng! Alhamdulillah, result aku lebih daripada apa yang aku target. Aku tak percaya result sendiri, sampai tgk 3, 4 kali lah. Subject ganas aku ari tu ade 2 je. Yelah short sem. Romantic & Victorian, dengan English in Academic Writing (perkataan ganas itu mungkin akan di underrated).

So, aku bangga dengan diri sendiri. Except for a few things during class lah. Dan pointer yang tak bape high, tapi, aku bersyukur juga. Alhamdulillah.

Cerita lain pula. Dalam sepanjang Raya ni, bila orang tanye aku ambil course ape kat UIA, bila aku cakap english, sume dok sebut mesti aku jadi cikgu la. Cis...aku bukan ambik TESL la! 44 kali orang cakap, mmg betul aku jadi cikgu nanti. Tapi aku taknak. Minat tu takde. Diri sendiri pun susah nak ajar, inikan  pulak nak ajar anak orang. Menuju kesesatan yang hakiki la dorang nanti.

Aku dah penat nak explain. Dah jadi kerap sgt. So senang citer, next time orang tanye, aku jawab: "Saya ambik English sastera!" hamekkaw!

IA

Careful What You Wish For

Salam.

Okay, aku baru sampai KL lepas 4 hari kat Mersing. Seriously, dah lama gila tak jumpe family part bapakku. Lepas rindu kat dorang sume. Lepas ni tak tau bila lagi bole jumpe. Sepanjang 4 hari gak aku tinggal Facebook, Twitter sume, ramai plak yang nak tuju2 aku eh... (poke ye kawan2).

Lupakan itu. Yang aku nak cite sebenarnye, aku ade experience tak bape nak best time kat Mersing. Pada suatu hari, erk...terlebih suda. Malam ktrg sampai kampung aku tuh, bapakku bawak pergi jalan2 la. Abang & mama aku sibuk amek gambar view malam kat Mersing lah kan. Pastu bapakku singgah rumah kawan die kejap, ttinggal barang ape ntah. Ktrg dok la dlm keter. Abang aku pun tak nyempat, dalam keter tgh gelap2 nak amek gamba aku. Aku pun, pose la ape lagi. Memang time tu gelap la. Keliling hutan sume. Abang aku snap guna flash jelah. Mama aku cakap, korang jangan la amek gamba time gelap2 nih., karang ade bende lain pulak masuk sekali.

Seperti biasa kami tidak mendengar cakap ibu. Durjana sungguh! Bila abang aku view balik gmba td, die perasan ade something else kat luar tingkap keter. Sebelah kiri aku (aku dok sebelah tgkap). Tapi tak jelas, putih samar2. Macam ade muka tapi tak nampak. So aku and abang aku debate la dengan each other. Abang aku nak percaya tu bendasing, tapi aku plak try nak debunk. Abang aku tak puas hati, die snap banyak2 kali try nak tgk dapat the same picture or tak.

So ktrg view la gambar2 tersebut. Aku simpul kan, bende tu just reflection plastik atas riba aku. That's it lah. Tapi kan...ttiba abang aku tunjuk smtg else dalam satu gmba aku tu. Aku tgk la, mula tak perasan sebab aku tgk tempat sama yang reflection tadi. Bila aku tgk lagi sekali, nak jadi cerita, dan tambah pulak degil tak dengar cakap ibu, aku nampak lah bendasing yang memang betul bendasing dalam gambar aku tu! Masin betul mulut mama.

Pergh! Korang takleh bayangkan camne jantung aku macam nak pecah bila tgk! Seriously, bendasing tu ade dalam gamba, jelas nak gila! Tapi die dok sebelah kanan aku  pulak, dalam kereta! Size die bukan macam orang biasa, tapi kecik. Still nampak jelas muka, badan, tangan sume lah! aku terus hulur handphone kat abang aku smbil diam.

Tapi mana bole nak diam. Aku pun bising2 la marah kat abang aku yang pi amek gmba aku malam2 tu watpa! Mama aku yang dok tgh2, excited gak nak tau. Die nak tgk gak. Aku tunjuk la. Die pun tak perasan gak, pastu aku zoom kat bendasing tu. Reaksi mak aku memang yang diharapkan; terkejut lah die.

Jadinye, aku tak bole nak yakinkan korang betul atau main2. Sebabnye, gamba itu abang aku dah delete! Ceit! Ape daa...die kata aku takut lah. Sayang betul...seriously, kalau korang tgk pun gerenti korang pun macam aku gak.

In a nutshell, be careful what you wish for. You just might get it. Sebenarnye, aku sendiri yang hope sangat nak tgk benda tuh, so Allah kabulkan. Pastu menyesal.

P/s: yang paling scary nye, bendasing tu tgk camera doh! Mata dia, seyes ngeri! Betul, aku tak tipu!

IA

The Explanation

Salam.

Kawan aku tanye, what happened to you? kat Facebook. Aku bace, ha? Ape yang jadi kat aku? Boley lak aku tanye diri sendiri balik.haha..ini mesti gara-gara status tuh. Ke? Betul ke?

Simple je statusnye, Sedih~ that's it! Tapi ade banyak makna kan? Ramai yang komen, tanye, apsal ko? Putus cinta? Fail exam? Mule la wat kesimpulan yang langsung xde kene mengene. Lawak tol! Aku tak jawab, tapi aku delete teros status tuh. Pastu aku ganti ngan status baru, okay...no more sad stuff... itupun ade yang still dengan kesimpulan bahawa aku dah putus cinta or pasal result. Duhh, aku single camnew nak putus? Result blom kuar takkan dah emo? Waduh...

Aku wat status gitu sebab time tuh kawan aku accident (read entry "The News"). And belum sedar lagi. So, of course la emo. Tapi yang paling emo skali sebab aku macam kene marah plak ngan kawan aku lagi sorang. Takde mende pun sebenanye, yang aku pi tanya soklan bongok tu kenape. Hamekkaw!

So, itulah sebab disebalik status Sedih~ itu. Bila dapat tau kawan aku tu dah sedar, aku wat lah status lagi satu tuh. And now sume orang igt aku tgh berduka cita. Time tu je lah.hukhuk!

So, onnie, does this answer your question?

IA

Innocence

Salam.

Raya korang dah abes? Senyap-sunyi je aku dengar (eyh?). Raya aku bakal start lagi skali esok or lusa. Insyaallah balik kampung my father pulak. Mane taknyew, abang aku dah 8 tahun tak jumpe atuk die kat Mersing tuh. Macam tak percaya kan? Beselah, abang aku cuti raya 4 tahun sekali je. Nak cari rezeki kene lah berkorban kan?

So, actually aku ttibe rindu sesangat kat little cousins aku. Time ktrg jumpe balik raya aritu, mak aii...macam super glue! Melekat kat aku sampai nak tido pun dorang bole ajak main lagi (nak kata budak2 suka engkau ke?). :P

Aku memang ske layan budak2. Maybe sebab eventho aku dah berumur (haha...sedar diri), tpi aku masih rasa cam budak2 dihati (weekk!). So dorang pun bole masuk ar...aku kira bole turun ke level dorang yang masih kecik tuh. Yang paling best, bila aku tanye soklan ape2, dorang mesti jawab dengan innocent nye. Alahai!

Ade sekali tuh, time aku tgh layan drg, Rayka, cousin aku umo 4 taun wat statement comel sgt. Aku bukak la spek aku kejap sbb yelah spek pun dah berumur. Ttibe muka die trus berubah yang memang macam hairan betul sampai aku pun terkejut gak. Apsal budak nih?

Terus die cakap: "Ehh...akak Ira dah jadi orang lain laa..." Aku pun pelik la: "Ha? Ape yang jadi orang lain nye?" Die balas: "Kalau kak Ira bukak spek mate, kak Ira jadi orang lain..." Sambil tangan die pakaikan balik spek aku. Pastu die cakap: "Haaa...tgk kan orang lain." die bukak balik spek: "ha orang lain pulak."
Yang aku baru paham, owh...hahaha...comel gile!

Ade lagi srg, Awyn. Die pulak jenis Minah kelakar. Umo 4 tahun jugak. Skang ni, cite popular kat tv tu ape, Karoot Komedia an? Die ske tgk cite tuh. Ape lagi, dialog2 sume hafal lah. Sekali tu, mak die terdengar die cakap kat cousin die yang lain time tgh main, "Aku tumbuk muka kau!" puhahaha!! Aku pun pernah kene gak. Adoi.

Pastu ade sekali, bapak die kejutkan die bangun, tapi budak2 kan mmg liat sket bangun nih. Bapak die marah lah die. Sambil bangun mamai2 tuh, mata terpejam lagi, die cakap: "Ade aku kesah..." Adoi...awyn, awyn..haha.. Tapi tak elok jugak, tak baik cakap kat parents camtu. So don't galakkan adik2 or cousin2 anda ye.

Rindu nak jadi kanak-kanak balik. Drg sangat innocent. Bila cakap dorang memang honest sehonest honestnye! (Jangan tiru ayat ni jugak!)

Tudung merah Rayka, and Awyn.
Kecik2 cili api betol!
(Ye, same picture aku guna entry lepas2, recycle!)

IA

Hellow Kitty

Hi, the name is adik. I am the most adorable cat in this house (okay, actual translation: mengada-ngada!). This was taken this morning while he was taking a fresh air outside my bedroom window. Well, sort of. He was too preoccupied to even notice me. I had to knock on the window to get his attention for this photo. I can tell he's thinking : Oh, not her again...~ :)

IA

The News

Ahhh! Nak pecah otak aku! Dengan sakit kepala bagai. Dan message yang aku dapat tadi sikit pun tak membantu. Aku ingat siapa yang message. Turns out it was Kay. He told me a very shocking news about Kaer. Of course la aku terkejut. Bila aku tanya dia details, dia macam nak marah aku pulak dah. But, I didn't mind cause I knew he's in a bad situation. I would be that way too if I was him. The news? Tak payah la aku cerita lanjut.

Apa2 pun, even though Kaer dengan aku selalu bertekak tiap2 kali jumpa, dan kadang2 aku annoyed sesangat dekat dia, tapi bila macam ni, siapa tak sedih kan. Kepada kawan2 aku yang lain, korang keep praying okay. May Allah save him and protect him. Amin...

IA

Dogs Best Friend

Salam.

See the picture? That's John Unger with his dog Schoep. No, he wasn't trying to drown the dog or anything. But he was trying to help him. See the dog has a disease called arthritis. Because of the pain, the dog has trouble sleeping. Of course, who could stand seeing your friend in pain like that, so every morning, John took Schoep to lake Superior and sooth him to sleep. The cold water helps to ease the dogs aching bones and help him to fall asleep. 

Pictures tell a thousand words. When I first saw this photo and heard the story behind it, I cried so bad. I love animals too especially cats. Knowing what he does everyday for his dog makes me feel so happy. Get well soon Schoep! 

For more info on Unger and his dog, click here.  

IA

Don't Judge a Person by His Hair?

Salam.

Speed story. Went for dinner outside with my family and there was this couple sitting right next to us. The guy was quite handsome, fair, and tall. But the first thing I noticed about him was his hair. He had this short, black military like hair but with some sort of design that was coloured with white dye at the back. I thought, woaa...he must be a hard-rock guy. He looked -ganas.

So forgetting about them, we ate and ate. I didn't notice at first since I was busy eating, but when I took a glimpse at the guy, seeing what I saw, my mouth inevitably went open. The guy was eating using his hand!
Okay, so what so weird about that? People do that all the time. Again let me remind you, we were at a diner and he looked -ganas! (can't use English word cause then it'd be weird).

I smiled and I just thought to myself, no matter how you look you just can't hide your true nature. In his case - budak kamdar! (kampung + bandar). And that's a good thing.

So guys don't judge a person by his hair yea!

IA 

Funny Raya Stories

Salam.

Sebelum ape2, aku ucapkan Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri. Belum terlambat lagi kan? Maaf zahir batin kepada sesiapa yang mengenali aku. Anywho, straight to the point, raya tahun ni, aku beraya di Kuala Kangsar Perak. Bukan tahun ni je, tahun2 yang lepas and akan dtg jugak.

Macam bese lah, tiap2 hari raya, 1st day pergi sembahyang raya. Yang tak pergi, siap2 kat rumah. Bila semua dah balik sembahyang, semua org dah siap. Bila semua dah gather, kitrg terus beratur, then sesi minta maaf dan bersalam2man pun start. Owh, tak lupa juga sesi memberi duit raya la.

Dah selesai bersalam-salaman, semua org keluar ke depan untuk sesi ambik gambar pulak. Memang semua pose bagai nak rak..haha..termasuk lah aku. Pas selesai bergambo, ktrg akan buat rombongan cik kiah (berjalan kaki) pula ke rumah family kat sebelah2. Pastu balik, naik kereta, pergi pulak ke rumah family jauh skit. Itu la rutin nyer tiap2 tahun.

So, ade la beberapa story kelakar time hari raya. Cekidaut!

1) Semua org amuse gile tgk aksi si Yeop (kucing pakcik aku) dgn Fluffy (kucing aku) yang malu2 tak bole blah...haha. Especially Yeop! buahaha!

2) Cousin aku, Rayka (tudung merah) telah mengenakan adik aku Shah (baju ungu) dengan terbaiknya! Kisahnya, mak aku bg Rayka duit raya, tapi adik aku sambar. So ikuti lah perbualan kami:

Shah: Ni abang Shah punya duit raya lah.

Rayka: Aaaaaa, mane aci!! (sambil terbaring kat lantai)

Aku: Aci kat India la Rayka.

Rayka: Ha...aci kat India. (Die ckp kat adik aku)
Aku: Shah, bagi la kat die. (tak lame pastu, die bagi pastu blah)

Rayka ambik, smbil sengih sampai telinga. Then die selinap belakang adik aku, korang tau ape die buat? Hahahaha.... die sekeh kepala adik aku sambil cakap, "Aci kat india!" lepas tu jalan selamber...haha, padan muka adik aku, bayar cash!

3) Raya second, pakcik aku dengan malunye tersalah aku dengan makcik aku. Die igt aku makcik aku. Mase ade org dtg umah, pakcik aku ttibe cuit aku smbil ckp, "Nak bagi duit raya ke kat drg?" Aku pun toleh, aku pelik tapi geleng je la tak tau. Bile pakcik aku nampak muka aku je, die terkejut beruk. "Eh, la, igt maklang tadi..." ahahahahha....paklang malu! Aku hanya mampu tergelak beso je..haha..

4) Time ambik gamba, second raya, macam biasa akan ade gmba gila2 mak and makcik2 aku adik beradik. Mama aku (terduduk kat lantai) nak soh adik2 die angkat die. Tapi tak terangkat smpai kain pun terselak.. haha...Actually, ade banyak yang kelakar, tapi aku bole letak gamba selepas kejadian je sbb yang lain censored sket..haha..

Okay, itu je episode klaka. Ade lagi la cite2 klaka, tapi kalau nak letak cini, sampai bile pun tak abes..
Selamat Hari Raya!!!

IA

Seriously

Wow, I got a visit from Emma Watson, Ayu Raudhah, Spice Girls, Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears and Kristen Stewart on my blog!!

Seriously guys....don't be too obvious. Pick another name.

The Unprofessional Member

Salam.

I've never been so frustrated with someone (for sometime) as I was with this one girl. I know you must be thinking (or not), she must've done something significant to me that she managed to get a spot here in my blog. Well, yes. She was what should I say, an unprofessional, inconsiderate and ignorant human being. (You should be proud. I summarized you in 3 words!)

Anyhow, what exactly did she do? Let me start form the beginning. There was this class, (no need to mention it here), where she was chosen to become one of our group members. Which was all right (this was before we knew who exactly she really was). So we got our first assignment; we had to find out everything about this 18th century poet and present it in class. We divided our parts, and then came up with our slides for the presentation. The thing is, 2 days before the presentation, we still haven't got her part of the work. So we messaged her (thank god we did) asking her have you sent your slides, and she said, she forgot to make them! She was at the airport to go somewhere out of the country!

See the thing is, we don't mind her going to wherever she was going. But, she forgot her part, which was unacceptable. Of course, we said it's all right. And she said she'd ask someone else to make her slides. In the end, we got 'her part' and it was made by someone else in the same class, but from a different group.
Did I mentioned she wasn't there during the presentation?

The next thing she did to us totally made us furious. We had another assignment, which was to read or act or whatever, a play called Pygmalion. So she made a suggestion to get together and read them for practice. We agreed to have the discussion on last Monday and Tuesday's night at 9 p.m. (the presentation was on Wednesday). So, Monday night came, and we decided to message her again to remind her. But she didn't reply. I was getting impatient so I gave her a call. Her first words made me want to shoot somebody (by somebody I meant her!).

She said she was at home. She couldn't come back because the bus ticket was no longer available. And of course I said it's okay, (I was lying clearly) we'll meet tomorrow. Didn't it even occur to her to tell us she couldn't make it?

So then tomorrow night came, and this time, I got a message from her saying that she had break-fast outside campus and she wasn't sure when she'll be back. Then she said she'll call me back. So, we went to the discussion and wait for her call. An hour passed, then another hour, and another hour. There was no call from her. The time was almost 1 p.m. Then we realized she was never going to call. We head back to our rooms with nothing. Why didn't she just call me and say she wont be coming??

Then Wednesday came, the day for the presentation. She came in late (as she always does), and apologized to us. She asked us if we had a discussion last night. Without even looking at her, I said in my head "Of course we did what did you think?!" I just couldn't look at her because I was furious. Then that was it. Just a simple apologize and everything is fine.

Of course it wasn't. Before I realized it, I got up and pulled her hair so hard that they snapped out of her head. (I gave her a bald spot). She cried so bad. And then I laughed frantically. I was satisfied with myself.

Do you see now why I put her on my blog? I have never met anybody like her before. Seriously. I really hope I never have to again!

IA - Okay, I didn't pull her hair. But how I wish I could.

Food for Thought

Salam.

So yesterday a bunch of us went to Gombak for break-fast. We ate a lot of things. By things I meant food. Our insides were literally screaming STOP! But of course, with that much food lying in front of you that you, yourself had ordered, got you thinking, what a waste would it be if we stop eating. And wasting is never good ladies and gentlemen! Especially during Ramadhan.

So we ate and ate until we couldn't any more. Well actually, we can never really be full. Did you know that it doesn't matter how full we feel, but if we want to eat some more, our dearest stomach will try its best to provide rooms (though you don't necessarily have to fill them up!). Yes ladies an gentlemen. It is a fact. So be gentle with your stomach. There's only so much they can take.

So yea, that's about food. I'll try and give more stories when I get the chance.

Feast your eyes~

IA

Life Goes On

Salam.

So here I am, writing this piece. I haven't slept yet. I was busy doing my assignment which by the way should've been done like ages ago. Well, where's the fun in that. The last-minute-ter the better. I don't think this particular word exist so please don't try it.

Now I'm looking at my cat. This normal-looking cat is by the way, a weird cat. Sometimes she just run off for no reason. Cats do that sometimes don't they? Wonder why. And sometimes I see her twisting her head 180 degrees to lick her fur. Literally. Which had made my mouth stayed open for a few seconds as a sign of amazement. Cats are amazing! And this is the first time I know a cat who doesn't eat fish.

I'll be heading back to campus this afternoon. Seriously not in the mood. I honestly don't think I'd hear anything in class. I've lost my concentration. Listening to people presenting in front is not the option when you got a computer in front of you. Well, they don't even listen to me when I was presenting. So there you go.

He wasn't there today. I mean yesterday. Last night. I was waiting for him. I'm not a stalker by the way. I really am not. I'm a girl for God sake! Okay, I'm a stalker. He probably won't talk to me any more if he knew about this particular news. Speaking of which, another person wants to marry me. He makes two now. I'm in a dilemma. I don't quite see myself in that position yet. It's terrifying! Maybe because they are both strangers to me. I don't know them so it would be a little complicated to decide.

Basically that's all for now. 2 weeks worth of stories in one short entry.

And I said nothing happens to me.

IA

The Great Day

Salam.

Okay, so really it wasn't a great day. We went out yesterday, to Masjid Jamek. Of course, to take the car would mean you're engaging yourself in a war, so mum decided to take the public transport. That was the beginning of the so-called 'great day'. When we arrived at the station and bought the token, we went to the platform, and we heard the train. So all the four of us; mum, big brother, younger sister and I ran up the escalator and - without much thinking jumped inside.

So after a few stops, my big brother suddenly whispered to us, "I think we got the wrong train." with an embarrassed smile. Yes, we did. We took the other train. We were sort of baffled for a few seconds but then burst into laugh simultaneously, in the train, full of people who are, by the way, staring at us with weird looks. We acted cool as if nothing happened but the laugh was unhideable. Is there such word?

So, we got off on the next stop and changed platform. When we finally arrived, there were like hundreds of people on that station and I was amazed. Literally. What were these people doing here?! Oh, right, the same reason with us. Did I mention I almost got stuck on the platform because of the swarm of people? I could't literally, find any hole to squeeze myself into to get out. Luckily, I got out. Safe and sound. Well, not really, I was irritated.

Big bro had to go back up Genting Highland so only the 3 of us left. Again, people, people! Lots and lots of people. I guess we had to face the war after all. We buy, buy, buy and we head back to the station. Another war was waiting for us. My little sister had to queue up in a 5 different lines for one machine! I don't understand. Mum and I wait on the other side for her. We waited again for an hour until she was done getting her token. She phoned me and told me, people were cutting the lines in front of her.

I got up, ran to the people and killed them all. With a gun. Just shooting at point blank. Then other people cheered for me. Okay, so I didn't kill those people. I don't even own a gun. But, even if I did shoot those people, why would they cheer for me? Come on.

Then we got into the train, and yes after making sure that it was the right one and head to a restaurant to break our fast. It was a great day wasn't it? Well it would have if I did shoot those people.

IA

Nothing Here

"Nothing happens to me." - I didn't realized I quoted John on my previous entry. He said the same thing. And just like him, I realized, this is not true. So many things are going on around me. It's a matter of how significant those things are to me and whether they are worth telling at all. John finally realized that his stories are those of which he got as a consequence of getting involved with Sherlock. But he loved it.

As for me, I don't have a friend like Sherlock, though it would be interesting if I did. But I do have friends, and a bunch of other things. And I think that these things are worth telling about. It doesn't matter if people don't read what I write. What matters that it helps me get through my life. I need the excitement. If I leave it, I'll will surely miss it. Therefore, - after a few hours of thinking, I decided not to let go of this blog.

Tell me, how many of you thought that I wasn't serious in the first place?

IA

Leave and Let Go

I'm thinking of closing down this blog. It's been 3 years now. Looking at it, all those years ranting, babbling and exaggerating does not seem worth it. I mean, this blog is supposed to be like my personal journal. Yet, I don't feel what I write any more. What should I write about? Nothing happens to me. I'm not interesting. I'm not extraordinary, let alone special. In fact I am a boring person. Just look at how I'm writing this post. Even I notice how boring I am.

So who actually read what I write? I can only think of one person. But that's it. I think I'll just give it some time before I decide whether to stay or let it go.

IA

Sher-Locked

Okay, so now I'm addicted to Sherlock. Hence the name of this blog was born. I've known about this particular figure for a long time - as I am sure all of you do too - and I do love watching Sherlock Holmes. Yet my affection towards him did not arrive until I saw Sherlock on the telly. It was an amazing piece. Of course the show is only based on the work Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. They changed certain things on the show but the main idea is still there.

The show sets on the modern day. This modern day Sherlock uses the Internet, blog, cellphone, and of course, laptop. Which makes this show different from the movie version and I should be honest, more interesting. Their blogs are very interesting to read, especially John's. Yes, their blogs exist! Look it up on the internet.

I love the character of Sherlock whom John Watson described as 'an arrogant, imperious, pompous' guy. He's really an inspiration. He was the founder of the science of deduction and I tell you, the way he deduct things is - again, what John always say; 'fantastic', 'brilliant', and 'wonderful'. His attitude however, not so much. But then again, the way John described Sherlock when he thought Sherlock was dead "You are the best man, and the most human, human being that I've ever known..." - made me rethink my view.

Sherlock maybe an amazing genius when it comes to deducting things. But he is also human, and he cares though he doesn't show it. John understands him and Sherlock knows it. That's what I like about the both of them. Okay, so now he's my inspiration. How did this came to be? Why don't you make your own deduction. Be Sher-locked!

Sherlock (left) and John.

P/s: If you want to kill Sherlock, please don't confuse him with John.

IA

There's No Place Like Home

Salam.

We went to Bangi yesterday to check some place out for an event. Atie, Ima and I went there and talked to the owner. Well, actually the owner's niece. So after we did what we had to do, we went to Atie's home which is not that far from the said place.

The moment we arrived, I saw her mother. There was a big smile on her face when she saw me. I can definitely feel the warmth. She said, she thought I'd never come. To be honest, I thought so too. But there I was. And I've been waiting so long to be there.

Her mother was so nice, her father was absolutely humorous, and her little sister is such a sweet girl. They were very kind to me. I felt like home. I tell you one thing, I can clearly see the happiness that their family was spreading out. Her relationship with her father amazed me, though it really shouldn't. But, it is only because I've never had that kind of relationship with my father. So seeing them like that, I wish I had the same feeling. Her sister was absolutely funny. But I think she worries a lot. About everything. Which is weird for her age. I didn't get the chance to speak with her brothers. They were quiet, technically.


IA

Laugh-Maker

I’m very bad in giving attentions. I can’t do two things at once (let alone multiple things). I would always be the last one to know about things my friends talk about. Also the last one to laugh at a joke. Usually, when that happens, I became the joke. I guess it's not a bad thing. I fancy being the 'laugh-maker' (I just made that word up). It's good to know that you are not being left out. I know. Irony.

IA

That Wall

Salam.

Been feeling weird today. But then, I'm always worrying about the littlest things. Writing would help.
Have you ever met anyone who just doesn't care about anything and anyone around him? I have spent so many times trying to figure him out. How his brain works. I still don’t get it. It seems like he just builds this huge walls around him and no one could break through. Not even those close to him. Everything about him is complex.

Whose fault is it? Maybe it’s no one’s fault. I don’t know. Experience told me, the thing or a person we hate the most in our lives could be the only thing we want and need the most. It’s complicated. But then again, isn't life is?






IA

Rant

You can’t trust someone because you want to. It’s either you do or you don’t.

The Elevator Incident

This story happened to me a while back. I've blacked out most of the details so I'm probably going to exaggerate the story a bit. I had it planned perfectly. In my head.

So the exaggerated story goes like this. On Nov 27th 2011, my mom suddenly came up with a crazy idea to go camping (well, it is a crazy idea because she wanted to go on the same day). So without a thorough plan, we went to 3 different stores just to find the right stuff to go camping! (we almost canceled it too).

As soon as we arrived on the 2nd store to find the tent, my mum, my eldest brother and I took the elevator. 7 people got in; the 3 of us, 2 women with a lil’ kid (not lesbians!), and a guy. So, just when we thought the day wasn’t going to be any interesting, the elevator froze! It just stopped.

I was keeping it cool...okay, I lied, I did felt like I was going die. But one of the woman was totally freaking out beyond belief! She was shouting and screaming “Please get us out of here!” and she was pressing the emergency button like crazy. We thought our ears were going to explode. I think mine almost did.

When the security got on the line, she was becoming insane. Whole heartedly, I'm ashamed to admit that, I wanted to slap her on the face and shout “Can you please relax! You’re not the only one in here. In case you haven't noticed, we’re stuck in here too. Seriously..” onto her face. Of course, I didn't. Which was a clever thing to do because it would have made her go crazier. We just stayed cool and even make jokes about it. Then the woman started to cool off. We were stuck for almost 10 minutes.

The funny thing was, the security guy kept on saying “Please be patient, we’ll get you guys out any second. Okay, ready. Please keep your distance from the elevator door” over and over again until we got to the 10th minute (I honestly thought that they were going to blow up the elevator door). Seriously, he could've just told us that we were not getting out until 10 minutes later. After we managed to get out, we looked for the exit. Got in the car. Went back home (yes, after all that ruckus, we didn't buy anything). But no, the camping thing were still on. Looking back on the incident, the movie ‘Devil’ by M. Night just popped out of my head.




It was all and all an interesting incident. Though I'm not sure I want to experience this again. Other updates coming!




IA

That One Feeling :)

Perasaan kasih itu datangnya dari Allah, perasaan sayang juga dari Dia. Hati mungkin melarang, jiwa mungkin meragui. Tetapi Dia yang menentukan pengakhirannya....berserah pada Allah. :)

Assalamualaikum semuanya. Bersua kita lagi dimalam yang cantik ini. Jgn lupa menjawab salam saya dahulu sebelum anda meneruskan perjalanan membaca entry ini yea. :)

Sebelum apa2, saya ingin mengucapkan selamat menyambut Ramadhan al-Mubarak pada hari esok. Hari pertama puasa. Alhamdulillah kita semua masih hidup, sihat dan bernafas lagi untuk menyambut ramadhan yang mulia ni. Moga Allah menerima segala kebaikan dan amalan kita dibulan mulia ini, Amin...

Okay, sambung. Ayat2 diatas itu dipetik dari Facebook saya. Oppsss, yea saya tahu, terjiwang pulak.hahaha..berpuitis aku yer. Actually, terasa jiwang nye sebab dalam BM kot. Kalau dalam BI tak rase sangat...haha. Why yea?

Kenape aku tetiba jiwang dalam BM? Adelah sorang hamba Allah ni yang memebuatkan aku jadi begitu. Aii, salahkan orang pulak, tak baik2. Okay2, memang aku yang nak jadi jiwang.hehe. Tapi dia pun salah satu sebab jugak la.

Yea, perasaan kasih dan sayang itu memang datang dari Allah s.w.t. Melalui satu kajian aku, aku dapati bahawa perasaan manusia semuanya datang dari Allah, sebahagian dari sifat2 mulia Allah ada terdapat dalam diri kita manusia. Sayang, kasih, cinta, kebaikan, dan semuanya. Cuba bygkan kalau kasih manusia itu cantik, apatah lagi Allah, tuhan kita yang menciptakan kita semua? Mesti tak tertanding cantiknya! Subhanallah...

Kesimpulannya, kadang2 even perasaan kasih dan sayang itu pun boleh jadi sesuatu yang terlarang. Maksudnya, kita kene ade batasan. Sebab tu kita ada conscience. Atau kata hati. Bila hati kita kata jangan melakukan sesuatu yang tak baik, itu tandanya Allah sedang membantu kita. Pernah tak kita betul2 mendengar?

Perasaan cinta dan sayang memang susah nak tolak. Kita suka dan sayang seseorang itu, bukan sesuatu yang buruk. Ianya terletak di tangan kita sendiri macam mana kita bertindak dengan perasaan itu. Ok? Dan yang paling penting, cinta dalam Islam itu bukan macam cinta yang kita lihat sekarang dimana2 ye. Ape2 pun, kalau merasa ragu, kita minta petunjuk dari Allah. Insyaallah, Dia akan membantu kita. :)

Yea, entry jiwang. Pasal awak la saya begini...oh Mr.P. Apa2 pun saya berserah pada Allah untuk menentukan. :)

p/s: Cinta yang baik adalah cinta yang diredhai Allah. Banyakkan amalan dihari mulia ini. Rebutlah malam Lailatul Qadr..Insyaallah. :)

Assalamualaikum!~

How to be Patient

Assalamualaikum wahai awak yang comel! Ye, awak la, takyah tgk org sebelah. ^^,

Kesusahan itu dimana2, kesenangan itu juga dimana2. Yang tinggal cuma nak cari je. Apa yang aku dapat, semua kesusahan mesti berpunca dari diri kita sendiri, cuma kita je yang tak nampak. Perasaan marah, benci, dengki, jahat semua tu kan bole kita let go, letak ketepi je if we are strong enough to not let our ego stand in the way. Tapi kan, berapa ramai bole buat camtu?

Kadang2 jugak, kita rasa kita ni dah perfect, semua okay and orang pun suka pada kita. Tapi berdasarkan dengan ape yang aku sedang alami waktu ini, aku sedar yang tak semestinya begitu. Mungkin dalam diam, ade orang yang sebenarnya sedang menahan marah dan bencinya pada kita. Antara sebab mungkin disebabkan apa yang kita cakap, apa yang kita buat, even apa yang kita tunjuk kat ekspresi muka & body language pun boleh buat orang tersinggung dan marah. Tapi kita rasa apa yang kita buat tu takde apa pun. Dan kadang2 pun, kita langsung tak sedar yang orang tu tersinggung.

Apa yang aku belajar lagi, dalam hidup ni, kita kene constantly observe ourselves. Yes, memang macam tu lah hidup. Buat salah, tak buat pun salah. Normal lah tu kan. Bila marah, berapa ramai yang boleh senang2 je forgive & forget? Tak ramai. To forgive is easy, but to forget? Kita kan manusia. Mana boleh lari dari rasa tersinggung yang teramat. Human is actually the most fragile being. That is the truth.

Seperti yang aku kata tadi, kalau kita marah, benci pada seseorang tu, apa kita nak buat?
Teknik aku bila aku tersinggung:

Firstly, tiap2 lepas solat, aku akan doa pada Allah, bersihkan hati dari merasa sifat2 mazmumah.
Secondly, decide how ur gonna handle the situation.
Thirdly, think of the consequences if you let go of your anger; with your words, facial reaction or body language?
Fourthly, take a deep breath.
Next, calm yourself.
Then, remember, they are human, and so are you. Even you could make the same mistake.
Lastly, smile and smile. :)

Sabar itu kan separuh dari Iman. Kadang2 memang susah. Aku pun selalu terlepas jugak rasa marah tu dalam body language and facial expression. Again, normal lah. But most of the time, I'll try to avoid doing so.
Tapi perlu diingat, kita perlu fikir elok2 sebelum berkata2. Kita tak tahu sape yang akan tersinggung kan?

Let's learn something from this cat!
Arite..that's all folks! Daaa!

Kenangan Sour

Assalamualaikum everybody.

Secara overall nye, aku mengaku, aku seorang yang pemalas. Camne nak bagi rajin ni?? Aku ade assignment yang due next week on Tuesday. Now is already Saturday. Can I get in done on time? Phew... Aku ase sangat tak besh nak wat Literature Review! Copy paste is soooo NOT allowed!

Tak kesah lah. The other day, time tgh syok makan, ttibe aku ase ade bendasing dalam mulut aku. Aku igt tulang ke ape, tapi bile aku rase, sakit pulak lidah aku. Aku igt nak telan je lah, just bear with it. Yelah, bukan tak penah telan tulang selama ni kan. Tapi tak tertelan. So aku decide tak boleh jadi ni, aku pun bawak la keluar. Oh shoot! Korang tau ape bndenye? Dawai basuh pggn hamekkaw! hahaha.. jap apsal aku gelak plak nih??

Patot la sakit lidah aku. Ghupenye! Aku tunjuklah kt Onnie and Farah. Farah grab pggn aku, terus tnye aku beli kat mane. Aku bgtau jelah. Die terus blah. A few minutes later die dtg blek, grab aku pulak. Ish budak ni. Die bwk aku g belakang nak slow talk ngan akak kedai tu. Akak tu nmpak cuak gile, yelah, kalau aku tertelan camne? Cedera anak orang. Die kt die tak tahu la cmne bleh termasuk dawai tu. Selepas memberikan beberapa alasan, beliau pun dah xtau nak cakap ape. Aku ngan Farah pun taknak la besar2kan citer.

So aku just ckp, takpelah, ktrg cuma nak bgtau je jgn jadi lagi lah, nasib baik aku tak telan. Haha...kalau tak masuk spital kne bedah..ecewah, terlebih suda! So ktrg pun berlalu lah pergi. Nak mintak duit balik, tapi aku pikir blk tak pyh lah. Redha...haha.. Tapi cedera gak la lidah aku.

Okey, itu cerita lain. Owh, dapat souvenir dari Korea! I like! Trimas Khair! Tak dapat nak appropriately say thank you kat ko.hehe..

Owh yea, handphone aku yang setelah bertahan utk beberapa lama akhirnya terkorban jua. Rosak terus! Scrin totally gelap, yan g ade bunyi jer...hahaha...terimas atas budimu wahai SE Aino. Akan ku kenangi kenangan kita bersama. Gedik!

So now hangin' around mom's phone. Wonder when I'll get a new one? hehehe...takpe, bersyukur dengan ape yang ade!!

Dah, makin lame aku kat cini, makin tergendala kerja aku. Untill next time!

Daa!!

A Short Story

Assalamualaikum ya'lls!!

Dalam short sem, semuanye pendek...eyh, memang la dah name pun short sem. Budus...haha.. Maksud aku, dengan asignment pun dapat dengan cepatnye. Tak best!

Tapi what to do? kene la bkorban apa saja demi kesejahteraan bersama..eyh?

Anywho, kelmarin, balik dari kelas, aku lalu sebelah satu keter ni. Ade la a few girls dalam nye. Aku nampak drg dok usha2 aku dari dlm keter tu smbil sengih2. Aku igt drg kenal aku. Tapi aku tak kenal drg la.hehe. So aku pun senyum je lah. Tapi drg pun act macam malu2 plak..apehal la drg nih. Aku pun tak tahu pesal. Aku pun tanye lah kenapa? ttibe sorang girl tu jawab, "awak cute lah".  sambil tersengih. Kawan2 die pun same.

Woit, ape dehal la pergi puji aku time aku tgh nak lintas longkang? tunggu la aku dah lintas dulu. Seb bek tak terjunam ke dalam.hehee..sebab aku terkesima dan tersipu malu macam kerang busuk! Tapi yang tak tahan, jawapan aku, "time kasih.." bwahahahaha!! Ape la ira oii!


Ignore lah aku punye perasaan yer..itu lumrah.haha. Owh, aku nak amek kesempatan ini utk berterima kasih kpd semua yang mendoakan aku dihari lahir aku 29 Jun ari tu baik ditalipon atau pun dimuka buku! Terima kasih bebanyak! Love ya'lls!

Anyhoo, last friday aku the rest bdk2 APC g pantai! Sonok gile aku kt sne, maklumlah, budak bandar susah nak nmpak laut an. Budak bandar la sangat! Ktrg g pantai bukan sesaje, ade activiti sbenanye. Malas la nak cite pjg2. Cekidaut gmba kt bwh...

Di tepi pantai yang indah....haha.. aku dengan Farah, my so called little sister. Tak tahu la pasal org asyik igt die adik aku. Muka ktrg nmpak same eh?

Si kakak menolong si adik...hahaha...scary doe batu2 kt situ.

Ima & Atie. Spek Ima besar btol...huhu

Daaa....

Bits & Pieces

Assalamualaikum...hyee...olaa..amigos!

Last entry sebelum aku blk campus esok..eyh ari ni lah. Result baru kuar kelmarin...aku lulus dengan baik la..Alhamdulillah. Tp tak cemerlang. Aigoo.. Ape nak jadi la. Work harder next time. Okay, same thing every semester.

I got a new template & a new banner, yeah! Everybody has stories. Walaupun cerita aku takde la 100% true, tp beliefs can create reality. Sape setuju turun tangan! Tak kesah la. Banner tu aku terpaksa buat 2 kali pasal size tak kne. One thing about me is that, if I'm doing something I like, nothing can stop me from completing it, even if it takes time.

On this 24th, ade training APC kat kem mane ntah, lupe ah. Ade masuk air pulak..hish. Aku kalau masuk air bole lagi la kot. Tapi bab panjat2 ni aku memang lemah. Aku sangat takut tinggi. So, nak wat flying fox, bunjee jumping, or even skydiving, mmg tak dapat lah. Bile pikir je, berdebar jantung aku. Itu belum buat lagi! Pernah sekali aku kne panjat ape ntah, macam nak pengsan aku atas tu. Kalau tak kne paksa mmg aku takmau buat. Tapi bende camtu la sonok kan? Aigoo..

Owh yeah, I'm counting the days to the number 23! Another 1 week from now. Tak suke la tmbah lagi satu nombor..tp tak kesah la...

Semester ni, aku nak try belajar dengan tekun..ecewah!!

---->> daa...

Untuk Besties!

Assalamualaikum kepada semua anak-anak, mak anak, bapak anak, yang takde anak..sume lah..

P/s: Asenye, sebelum tengok, krg kene pause lagu lah...haha..

Terasa diri ini malas menulis..or type..or whatever lah. This entry khas untuk my dearest Atie and Ima... Reaction to your questions before the holidays..haha.. Actually, better wat video drpd tulis, so lagi nampak emotion yang sebenar2nye..hahaha, poyo. So, lihatlah! 

Still, I can't think of any ideas for the answer to your question...huhuhuw...

Sincerely from me, your dongsaeng....Saranghae!
-->> daa....

Mom & Dad

Assalamualaikum semuanya. Moga sihat2 belaka...hehe..

Ari ni, sedikit renungan itu kita semua. Kadang2 kite slalu lupa, orang yang paling dekat dengan kita, our parents. Tell me, when's the last time we hug them? Talk to them? Make them laugh? Or even just look at them just because? They think about us everyday, but do we?

1) αpαbilα ibu bαpα menαngis kerαnα bαnggα dgn αnαknyα, mαkα terpαdαmlαh αpi nerαkα yg ingin membαkαr αnαknyα itu..
2) Keredhααn Allαh, terletαk pαdα keredhααn ibu bαpα dαn kemurkααn Allαh, terletαk pαdα kemαrαhαn ibu bαpα..

3) dan αpαbilα IBU kitα menghembuskαn nαfαs terαkhir.. mαkα hilαnglαh sudαh sαtu keberkαtαn dαri Allαh terhαdαp kitα,iαitu doα dαri IBU terhαdαp αnαk²nyα..

Kawan-kawan:

Jika kamu tidak mampu menolong ibubapa kamu maka jangan kamu menyusahkan mereka.
Jika kamu tidak mampu menggembirakan mereka maka jangan kamu membuat mereka sedih.
Jika kamu tidak mampu membuat mereka tersenyum maka jangan kamu membuat mereka menangis
Jika kamu tidak mampu membanggakan mereka maka jangan kamu kecewakan mereka.

So, kawan2, janganlah kita derhaka pada ibu bapa kita. Seorang ibu bole jaga berbelas anak, tapi berbelas itu nak jaga ibu sorang pun payah...kan? Betul, kalau kita tak bole nak buat dorang happy, jangan la kita buat dorang sedih. Setitik air mata ibu yang jatuh sebab kt, dosa besar tau...

Cre: News Media Network

I love my mum & dad! Happy Fathers Day!

<<----daaa...

Kosong!

Assalamualaikum kepada tuan, puan, cik adik, cik abang, cik akak, saudara saudari sekalian... : p

Okay, apehal semua orang dah ambik blog adress yang aku nak ni? Aku try lah type tak kesah lah ape name pun, tapi ade je orang dah kebas! Aku pi la jenguk blog dorang tu, takde ape pun aku tengok. Kosong bak lagu Najwa Latiff!! Haish! Kalau takmau tulis ape2 yang pi buat blog tu awatnya?? Ni yang mak marah ni! hehehe...acah mak enon.

Brape banyak name aku try, satu pun tak dapat. 'Stopfortea', 'stopforcoffee' jadah2...pun dah ade org ambik! Sampaikan aku nak letak blog adress 'miloais' pun tak dapat! Ceh...aku ingat aku je yang ade sense of homour...kwang kwang!




----->> Annoyed! Baii!

That Little Ambiguous Thing

Assalamualaikum semuanya...!

Ini khas utk pelajar2 IPT lah...ade tak pernah course korang mendatangkan ambiguous kepada orang? Maksud aku bile korang bagitau korang amek course ape, orang yang dengar tu automatik sebut bende lain yang dorang rase bende tu? ape aku cakap ni? Arrgghh, pening!! tak kesah lah..ni aku bagi contoh..

Orang: Awak amek course ape kat sane?
Aku: Saye amek English Linguistics & Literature.
Orang: Oh...Tesl ke...
Aku: T_________T"

Oit...dah kalau Tesl, aku cakap la Tesl...tak payah la aku berbuih nak type English Linguistics & Literature (BENL)! Adoii...awat la depa ni..tapi nak wat cmne kan..Tesl pun English jugak. Tapi, bezenye, Tesl belajar English untuk mengajar. BENL belajar English bukan untuk mengajar...arasso?

Lagi satu, orang igt nnt dah grad ktrg jadi cikgu la...owh, kami tak bisa (bukan tak mau) menjadi cikgu..ok. Kami budak2 BENL ade impression pada org tau. Orang igt kami ni, 1) kamus bergerak, 2) translator bergerak, 3) proofreader, dan yang sewaktu dengannya. Jgn salah faham ye, aku sgt suka orang bertanya aku kalau drg ade masalah. No probs : )

Cuma....jgn la expect too much from us. Ade sebab kenapa kami masih belajar. Ade juga certain things yang kami tak tahu. When that happens, don't look at us with that judge-y lookin' eyes yeah!

Take advice from Damon.

-------->> Daaa...