Wednesday, August 29, 2012

The Explanation

Salam.

Kawan aku tanye, what happened to you? kat Facebook. Aku bace, ha? Ape yang jadi kat aku? Boley lak aku tanye diri sendiri balik.haha..ini mesti gara-gara status tuh. Ke? Betul ke?

Simple je statusnye, Sedih~ that's it! Tapi ade banyak makna kan? Ramai yang komen, tanye, apsal ko? Putus cinta? Fail exam? Mule la wat kesimpulan yang langsung xde kene mengene. Lawak tol! Aku tak jawab, tapi aku delete teros status tuh. Pastu aku ganti ngan status baru, okay...no more sad stuff... itupun ade yang still dengan kesimpulan bahawa aku dah putus cinta or pasal result. Duhh, aku single camnew nak putus? Result blom kuar takkan dah emo? Waduh...

Aku wat status gitu sebab time tuh kawan aku accident (read entry "The News"). And belum sedar lagi. So, of course la emo. Tapi yang paling emo skali sebab aku macam kene marah plak ngan kawan aku lagi sorang. Takde mende pun sebenanye, yang aku pi tanya soklan bongok tu kenape. Hamekkaw!

So, itulah sebab disebalik status Sedih~ itu. Bila dapat tau kawan aku tu dah sedar, aku wat lah status lagi satu tuh. And now sume orang igt aku tgh berduka cita. Time tu je lah.hukhuk!

So, onnie, does this answer your question?

IA

Innocence

Salam.

Raya korang dah abes? Senyap-sunyi je aku dengar (eyh?). Raya aku bakal start lagi skali esok or lusa. Insyaallah balik kampung my father pulak. Mane taknyew, abang aku dah 8 tahun tak jumpe atuk die kat Mersing tuh. Macam tak percaya kan? Beselah, abang aku cuti raya 4 tahun sekali je. Nak cari rezeki kene lah berkorban kan?

So, actually aku ttibe rindu sesangat kat little cousins aku. Time ktrg jumpe balik raya aritu, mak aii...macam super glue! Melekat kat aku sampai nak tido pun dorang bole ajak main lagi (nak kata budak2 suka engkau ke?). :P

Aku memang ske layan budak2. Maybe sebab eventho aku dah berumur (haha...sedar diri), tpi aku masih rasa cam budak2 dihati (weekk!). So dorang pun bole masuk ar...aku kira bole turun ke level dorang yang masih kecik tuh. Yang paling best, bila aku tanye soklan ape2, dorang mesti jawab dengan innocent nye. Alahai!

Ade sekali tuh, time aku tgh layan drg, Rayka, cousin aku umo 4 taun wat statement comel sgt. Aku bukak la spek aku kejap sbb yelah spek pun dah berumur. Ttibe muka die trus berubah yang memang macam hairan betul sampai aku pun terkejut gak. Apsal budak nih?

Terus die cakap: "Ehh...akak Ira dah jadi orang lain laa..." Aku pun pelik la: "Ha? Ape yang jadi orang lain nye?" Die balas: "Kalau kak Ira bukak spek mate, kak Ira jadi orang lain..." Sambil tangan die pakaikan balik spek aku. Pastu die cakap: "Haaa...tgk kan orang lain." die bukak balik spek: "ha orang lain pulak."
Yang aku baru paham, owh...hahaha...comel gile!

Ade lagi srg, Awyn. Die pulak jenis Minah kelakar. Umo 4 tahun jugak. Skang ni, cite popular kat tv tu ape, Karoot Komedia an? Die ske tgk cite tuh. Ape lagi, dialog2 sume hafal lah. Sekali tu, mak die terdengar die cakap kat cousin die yang lain time tgh main, "Aku tumbuk muka kau!" puhahaha!! Aku pun pernah kene gak. Adoi.

Pastu ade sekali, bapak die kejutkan die bangun, tapi budak2 kan mmg liat sket bangun nih. Bapak die marah lah die. Sambil bangun mamai2 tuh, mata terpejam lagi, die cakap: "Ade aku kesah..." Adoi...awyn, awyn..haha.. Tapi tak elok jugak, tak baik cakap kat parents camtu. So don't galakkan adik2 or cousin2 anda ye.

Rindu nak jadi kanak-kanak balik. Drg sangat innocent. Bila cakap dorang memang honest sehonest honestnye! (Jangan tiru ayat ni jugak!)



Tudung merah Rayka, and Awyn.
Kecik2 cili api betol!
(Ye, same picture aku guna entry lepas2, recycle!)

IA

Hellow Kitty

Hi, the name is adik. I am the most adorable cat in this house (okay, actual translation: mengada-ngada!). This was taken this morning while he was taking a fresh air outside my bedroom window. Well, sort of. He was too preoccupied to even notice me. I had to knock on the window to get his attention for this photo. I can tell he's thinking : Oh, not her again...~ :)

IA

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

The News

Ahhh! Nak pecah otak aku! Dengan sakit kepala bagai. Dan message yang aku dapat tadi sikit pun tak membantu. Aku ingat siapa yang message. Turns out it was Kay. He told me a very shocking news about Kaer. Of course la aku terkejut. Bila aku tanya dia details, dia macam nak marah aku pulak dah. But, I didn't mind cause I knew he's in a bad situation. I would be that way too if I was him. The news? Tak payah la aku cerita lanjut.

Apa2 pun, even though Kaer dengan aku selalu bertekak tiap2 kali jumpa, dan kadang2 aku annoyed sesangat dekat dia, tapi bila macam ni, siapa tak sedih kan. Kepada kawan2 aku yang lain, korang keep praying okay. May Allah save him and protect him. Amin...

IA

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Dogs Best Friend


Salam.

See the picture? That's John Unger with his dog Schoep. No, he wasn't trying to drown the dog or anything. But he was trying to help him. See the dog has a disease called arthritis. Because of the pain, the dog has trouble sleeping. Of course, who could stand seeing your friend in pain like that, so every morning, John took Schoep to lake Superior and sooth him to sleep. The cold water helps to ease the dogs aching bones and help him to fall asleep. 

Pictures tell a thousand words. When I first saw this photo and heard the story behind it, I cried so bad. I love animals too especially cats. Knowing what he does everyday for his dog makes me feel so happy. Get well soon Schoep! 

For more info on Unger and his dog, click here.  

IA

Don't Judge a Person by His Hair?

Salam.

Speed story. Went for dinner outside with my family and there was this couple sitting right next to us. The guy was quite handsome, fair, and tall. But the first thing I noticed about him was his hair. He had this short, black military like hair but with some sort of design that was coloured with white dye at the back. I thought, woaa...he must be a hard-rock guy. He looked -ganas.

So forgetting about them, we ate and ate. I didn't notice at first since I was busy eating, but when I took a glimpse at the guy, seeing what I saw, my mouth inevitably went open. The guy was eating using his hand!
Okay, so what so weird about that? People do that all the time. Again let me remind you, we were at a diner and he looked -ganas! (can't use English word cause then it'd be weird).

I smiled and I just thought to myself, no matter how you look you just can't hide your true nature. In his case - budak kamdar! (kampung + bandar). And that's a good thing.

So guys don't judge a person by his hair yea!

IA 

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Funny Raya Stories

Salam.

Sebelum ape2, aku ucapkan Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri. Belum terlambat lagi kan? Maaf zahir batin kepada sesiapa yang mengenali aku. Anywho, straight to the point, raya tahun ni, aku beraya di Kuala Kangsar Perak. Bukan tahun ni je, tahun2 yang lepas and akan dtg jugak.

Macam bese lah, tiap2 hari raya, 1st day pergi sembahyang raya. Yang tak pergi, siap2 kat rumah. Bila semua dah balik sembahyang, semua org dah siap. Bila semua dah gather, kitrg terus beratur, then sesi minta maaf dan bersalam2man pun start. Owh, tak lupa juga sesi memberi duit raya la.

Dah selesai bersalam-salaman, semua org keluar ke depan untuk sesi ambik gambar pulak. Memang semua pose bagai nak rak..haha..termasuk lah aku. Pas selesai bergambo, ktrg akan buat rombongan cik kiah (berjalan kaki) pula ke rumah family kat sebelah2. Pastu balik, naik kereta, pergi pulak ke rumah family jauh skit. Itu la rutin nyer tiap2 tahun.

So, ade la beberapa story kelakar time hari raya. Cekidaut!

1) Semua org amuse gile tgk aksi si Yeop (kucing pakcik aku) dgn Fluffy (kucing aku) yang malu2 tak bole blah...haha. Especially Yeop! buahaha!


2) Cousin aku, Rayka (tudung merah) telah mengenakan adik aku Shah (baju ungu) dengan terbaiknya! Kisahnya, mak aku bg Rayka duit raya, tapi adik aku sambar. So ikuti lah perbualan kami:

Shah: Ni abang Shah punya duit raya lah.
Rayka: Aaaaaa, mane aci!! (sambil terbaring kat lantai)
Aku: Aci kat India la Rayka.
Rayka: Ha...aci kat India. (Die ckp kat adik aku)
Aku: Shah, bagi la kat die. (tak lame pastu, die bagi pastu blah)

Rayka ambik, smbil sengih sampai telinga. Then die selinap belakang adik aku, korang tau ape die buat? Hahahaha.... die sekeh kepala adik aku sambil cakap, "Aci kat india!" lepas tu jalan selamber...haha, padan muka adik aku, bayar cash!




3) Raya second, pakcik aku dengan malunye tersalah aku dengan makcik aku. Die igt aku makcik aku. Mase ade org dtg umah, pakcik aku ttibe cuit aku smbil ckp, "Nak bagi duit raya ke kat drg?" Aku pun toleh, aku pelik tapi geleng je la tak tau. Bile pakcik aku nampak muka aku je, die terkejut beruk. "Eh, la, igt maklang tadi..." ahahahahha....paklang malu! Aku hanya mampu tergelak beso je..haha..


4) Time ambik gamba, second raya, macam biasa akan ade gmba gila2 mak and makcik2 aku adik beradik. Mama aku (terduduk kat lantai) nak soh adik2 die angkat die. Tapi tak terangkat smpai kain pun terselak.. haha...Actually, ade banyak yang kelakar, tapi aku bole letak gamba selepas kejadian je sbb yang lain censored sket..haha..


Okay, itu je episode klaka. Ade lagi la cite2 klaka, tapi kalau nak letak cini, sampai bile pun tak abes..
Selamat Hari Raya!!!

IA

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